Table Simping

The act of being submissive to a person simply because they bought a table at a nightclub. Typically occurs when a dude with daddy's money isn't funny or capable of speaking to women, so he spends $5-10k on a table and invites a hot girl with 30+ bodies to stand next to him at his table. The girl wears a slutty cocktail dress and the guy wears ripped light wash jeans, Yeezy's, a gold chain on the outside of his shirt, and a black t-shirt so tight it might as well be painted on. The entire concept is adjacent to prostitution. It's an easy way for beta men to fuck a whore without 'technically' paying for it.

"Hey friends, I was thinking of having a group dinner at my place this Thursday. Maybe cook up some chicken parm and sip some wine while we watch the sunset! Are you interested?"

"No, sorry, I'm going to see insert no-name DJ tonight. Steve from the Seaport is buying $1,500 bottles of shitty Tito's at a nightclub the size of my bedroom, so I'm gonna go table simping."

by artfuldodger69 August 19, 2022

Hyper-simp

This is the highest form of simping. The men in this category babysit the children of women who they don’t even like anymore. Typically the women are ex gf or ex wife’s. The man is dominated by these women even after the relationship is over. Yet he still treats her as though she’s a queen.

Jayson still babysits his ex gf kid for free, he’s a hyper-simp.

by Kingsheriffdaddy August 7, 2021

Whore Simp

a guy or girl who talks to a lot of people romantically, but cares about them all individually

“yeah, i think katie really cares about me”
“she cares about me too, what a whore simp”

by harrystylesismydaddy April 16, 2021

Slade Simp

Stupid retard who is gay and everybody pretends to like him but nobody really does.

Slade Simp is a retarded man hoe that has a penis smaller than santas 123rd elf.

by imakefunofmyfriends December 10, 2021

PETA simp

A P.E.T.A. simp is someone who is silly enough to fall for a vegetarian/vegan. Save the animals!

Hey! Look! There’s a PETA simp spying on someone!!!

by IHATEPETA March 19, 2022

gillespie simp

Someone who is madly in love with charlie gillespie. He is perfect and can always bring a smile to your face. HE IS THE MOST ATTRACTIVE MAN EVER

How have you seen that gillespie simp today?

by ggeats January 1, 2021

Eren Simp

A person who simps for eren yeager from attack on titan. An influx of eren simps happened at the start of season 5

Willy is such an eren simp!

by Jackinator84 September 4, 2022