Skip to main content
a once ghetto, dump ass car that some dumbass ghetto moon cricket put too much money into to try to make look fresh and to make himself and look like he is cool (but he's not)
1. Dat fukin moon cricket blew all his bread to put 3 30 watt subs in his G Ride. When he turned them on, his G Ride broke into pieces

2. "wuddup dawg"
"nuttin, just fixin up my g ride"
"nigga you should sell dat shit, yo grand mama had it for 42 years and never changed the oil"
"aint you know im tryin to have a p.o.s. that looks good"
"nigga, aint you know you spendin 30 grand just to have that piece of shit break tomorrow"
"nigga fuk u!!!" (pulls out a gun)(squezes trigger) "cap!" "cap!"
g ride by SaltineCrakur April 17, 2006

ghost ride the whip 

Jumping out of a moving scraper and dance next to the car while yelling KMEL lyrics.
To Ghost ride the whip is when a Hyphy ass pred-head, stunner shades wearer pops out of his mob bucket while it is coasting down 164th Avenue at about 5 miles per hour. The outmate will C-walk while throwing up what ever set he deems fit all while keeping up with the car he is driving so it doesn't get away.

joy ride 

When a stranger on a crowded subway plants his junk between a female passenger's butt cheeks and uses the motion of the train as an excuse to grind his hardon as deep as possible into her crack. The term is usually used by gals who've learned to take the urban phenomenon in stride and aren't particularly bothered.
Secretary to fellow female office workers: "I had a joy ride on the F train this morning and the guy was really hung."
joy ride by Manhatten Melanie April 22, 2010

Free Ride 

Free ride is when a woman rides a guy's dick.
Corrion wanted to give Vanessa a free ride in the bathroom stalls.

taxi ride 

When you take a girl home after a night out to do a bit of the horizontal shuffle and in a moment of painful sobriety you realise you've pulled a whale. Realising you need to get this mammoth out of the house before your mates see her you stop riding her and call her a taxi home. Like most taxi-rides the money you pay is rarely worth it.
"Dude what was going on in your room last night?"
"taxi-ride"
"oh... are you OK?"
"I'd rather not talk about it."
taxi ride by Sebb May 24, 2005

to ride the turning lane 

A sexual term that has to do with alot of ass and licking.