monkey raped

When a party of African Americans stiff a server

Server 1: How did that 10 top of Canadians treat you?

Server 2: They asked for extra bread 3 times. They only had apps. They all drank water like they were stranded in a desert. Stayed for 3 hours after they were done eating. Separate checks. Half of them didn't tip. The other half left less than 10%

Server 1: Ouch! You just got monkey raped.

by DamnCanadian July 27, 2011

rape-ton

A unit of measurement so immense that it takes away your dignity and chastity without permission.

Chris: How many people are in line?
Stewart: Looks like about a rape-ton.

by EvilYodaMon August 14, 2011

Spermicidal Rape

Whilst in the mid of sexual intercourse between a man and a woman or after, if a man throws the woman down on the bed and randomly pulls out a huge spermicide tablet and sticks it up her vagina without forewarning her of such tablet going up her vagina, then this is considered Spermicidal Rape.

Captain, come quick, there's been a spermicidal rape!

by zeitgeist12 June 14, 2011

Face raped

Making out for more than five minutes to the point where your lips get chapped.

Boy Alex face raped girl Alex when they hung out.

by Sophia1815 November 20, 2018

Rape fetish

Sexual want to force someone to have sex with a person others or your self or the want to be forced into haveing sex with a person

See websters dictionary for rape and fetish

Hey bro my girlfriend/boyfriend has a rape fetish he/she like to pretend to force me to have sex

by Damon karmonia January 19, 2022

tentacle rape

when a hot hentai chick gets raped by tentacles duh

I'd love to tell one of the best free tentacle sex stories. Once a girl went to visit her friend who lived far away from famous river. When the sexy hentai girl reached the bridge she met a real tentacle monster! It was an ugly and brutal creature that loves sweet babe's pussies. It suddenly attacks the girl and twines her so fiercely. Our sexy teen babe is shocked of reality. But there is no time to think! The monster prepared to give this horny bitch a real tentacles fuck ride! Adorable pretty girl tries to resist tentacle rape hentai action but every motion hurts. Soon babe stopped to fight and got top pleasure of hard tentacle fuck that she had firstly in her life!

by lonewolf1337 January 10, 2011

Hug Rape

Relates an unwanted hug from somebody annoying and obnoxious. They'll raise their arms and hold you and you won't return the hug, from a distance it seems as if they are hug raping you.

Boy 1: Dude, did you guys see what Wesley did to me today?
Boy 2: What? I saw him jump on you..
Boy 1: HE FUCKING HUG RAPED ME!!

by Hug-Rape-Victim June 16, 2009