Mind Over Splatter

A phenomenon similar to a wet dream, however one is awake during said event. One gets off thinking about something pleasing, rather that using abrasion (Masturbating) the odds of "Mind over Splatter" occuring depend on the how pleasing something is to you and your state of mind.

Mike: Dude, i was totally thinking about Mary in that bikini with the straps that kept coming loose and i totally blew my load.

Tim: Mind over Splatter?

Mike: You know it.

by Steve the Angry Patriot June 24, 2009

over the shirt action

weak attempt to try to hook up with a girl. she must really not be into you if she wont show you any skin. im pretty sure the cut off to admitting this is no later than 6th grade, but i dont know how kids act now a days.

I was trying to have sex with this girl over last summer....Good news is that I DID get some over the shirt action from that chic

by mr. earlobes March 12, 2009

Run me over

a sex move where the girl lays on the bed doggy style while the guy thrusts his pelvis aggressively into the girl’s vagina

“ I want him to run me over so bad “

by bigdicknigha January 14, 2018

Hop-over

The feeling you have the day after having one too many heavily hopped craft beers. Variation a normal booze hangover.

Man I swear 3 of these double IPAs is way too many, hop-over bigtime this mornin

by Chaz Bono June 4, 2011

Shelf over the toybox

A beer gut.

He's OK for an older guy, if you don't mind the shelf over the toybox.

by Drawn & Quarterly April 25, 2010

Fell heezes over

Used if you don't have the balls to say, "Hell freezes over". Also it can be used on fora or BBSs when the onboard censor nukes the word Hell.

Snow in Houston? When Fell heezes over!

by Telephony December 12, 2017

having kids over

When someone lets a number of people over to their house to drink and participate in activities which usually take place at a party, but now at a lesser scale. One might tell someone else that someone is "just having kids over" in order to deter random or unwelcome people from attempting to party at this persons home.

CJ: Yooo Nick what are you up to tonight?
Nick: Oh whatup, I'm at Steve's
CJ: Oh shit, he's havn a party?
Nick: Nahh, he's just having kids over.

by Sal9 August 21, 2009