Oliver is the kindest most adorable person I know, he is the sweetest person, he cares for everyone, and usually doesn't take no for an answer
by DIYPRINCESS October 03, 2019
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A guy with a HUGE cock. He tends to climb around trees. So much he lost one of his balls whilst doing so. He is referred to as the “One Balled God”. He doesn’t speak English, French , Spanish whatsoever, only ooga booga. He will eat anything because his ancient tribe didn’t have enough for all of them. He stays humble.
A guy with a HUGE cock. He tends to climb around trees. So much he lost one of his balls whilst doing so. He is referred to as the “One Balled God”. He doesn’t speak English, French , Spanish whatsoever, only ooga booga. He will eat anything because his ancient tribe didn’t have enough for all of them. He stays humble.
Person 1: Hey bro did you see the monkeys on your trip to Gibraltar
Person 2: Yeah! One of them looked so much like an oliver, he had a HUGE cock!
Person 2: Yeah! One of them looked so much like an oliver, he had a HUGE cock!
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by Love_Whisperer January 27, 2019
Oliver truly is amazing. He's so awesome, I'm going to have to understate his amazingness in this definition. God, he's beautiful. He is the most sexiest and cutest man alive. He might not have a big dick because he's yellow BUT ITS OK BECAUSE SIZE DOES NOT FUCKING MATTER. trust me, i would know. Anyways, he sleeps a little, just a wee little bit past his bedtime but what god doesn't. He's too busy being fucking awesome. Ok but these are all surface level stuff. He is so nice and caring and will never give up on you. And I mean never. If you have a goal, he will make sure it will be accomplished or he will end himself. Like actually. He will instill confidence in you that you have never felt before cause that is just the person he is. Yeah, he might have insecurities, but who the fuck doesn't? It only makes him better, he can help people through their insecurities and their goals even though he's struggling with his own.
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