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The Moronification of Singapore Math

The process of making the Singapore math curriculum, or part of it, accessible to all dummies and idiots, especially among those who have an irrational fear of the bar model method, which is the soul and heart of Singapore’s elementary school mathematics.
Mathepreneurs leverage on the moronification of Singapore math to help raise the quantitative literacy of millions of math-anxious or mathophobic students and their parents worldwide, who have since become better and more confident problem solvers.
by Numerati April 8, 2025
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Chinese Mormon

a term used to describe someone of oriental dissent dressed in formal attire
Kids, look at all of the Chinese Mormons over there!
by pesky-panda55 April 20, 2025
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chinese mormon

a person of asian descent that is dressed in a fashionable manor
Kids, look at all of the chinese mormons over there!
by pesky-panda55 April 27, 2025
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The Mormon Blast

To ejaculate onto your fingers, let it dry up, then finger your female partner.
“Once I get home, I’m gonna Mormon Blast my girl all night

“Yeah, I did the Mormon Blast with her bro, she’s a month and a half pregnant.”
by Ladysman_217 July 7, 2025
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Absolutely Moronic

The state of being of completely and utter foolishness and stupidity
Ex:

Jill: Dean thought I shit in the cheese so she washed all of it in the sink

Mike: WHAT THE FUCK. DEAN GET OVER HERE RIGHT NOW! THIS IS ABSOLUTELY MORONIC.
by chadeesa October 2, 2025
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Mercedes-moron

A swarthy type that owns a secondhand Mercedes sedan or hatch (in only two colours: black, or white-and-black), who thinks his sole gift to women (lord knows it's not his dick) is the piece of crap that he and and his brain-dead cohorts have made to deafeningly backfire through its shitbox exhaust, after the manufacturer spent millions to make it whisper-quiet.
No Clue 1:
"Hey, did you catch the popper do a drive-past? Pretty sick, eh!"

No Clue 2:
"Can't hear ya dude. That Mercedes-moron made me ears ring."
by Cool4Katz November 4, 2025
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Gay mormon

Common mispronunciation of "Game warden" usually what you will hear an Asian fisherman yell to his fishing buddies when the Game warden shows up.
Hey this is the Game warden! Show us your fishing licenses

Gay mormon? Oh shit better dump this 5 gallon bucket of full of trout !
by Anton H November 13, 2025
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