Matthew

Matthew is a person who is probably a racist and might send gore but he is a douche bag in all

Friend 1: Hey Matthew where you been

Matthew: Up your moms ass

by heckler12 March 19, 2025

Matthew

The coolest, sexiest, hottest person you'll ever meet. His abs and body are absolutely beautiful, and he is always really nice. Basically the perfect person. His dick is also very long and thick.

Wow, you are almost as good as Matthew!

by BigCrispyBoi April 23, 2019

Matthew

A sexcy beast and girls love his personality. Hes also a naai and people love to be around him

Look at that naai Matthew, hes so sexy

by Dabattlepass April 20, 2021

Matthew

Matthew is the love of my life. He’s the most popular guy in my year group. Smirks a lot, loves to annoy you, and is easy to become friends with. Say hi to the Matthew in your life for me 😁

“Oh look that looks like your next crush”
“I wonder what his name is”
“Probably Matthew. Look, he’s grinning at you”

by Recruit.2 November 17, 2021

Matthew, a friends opinion

usually Matthews are tall and cringe. his best friend is probably his female cousin. he gives all his money friends though and writes essays to people on their birthdays. when you meet a Matthew you will be unsure whether he is gay or not.

omg look. its matthew lets look up Matthew, a friends opinion on the urban dictionary

by Vladimir Gluten September 1, 2021

Matthew

Matthew is a fucking cunt. He does not like to be associated with women. He isn't funny and he likes to lie to be the better sounding guy.

Matthew can suck a weiner

by skibidicumshot69 February 19, 2025

Matthew Capriotti

Biggest qt on the planet and Oliver da Goat 2024

Oliver Van Aken for president: Matthew Capriotti approves this message.

by Matthew Capriotti November 14, 2020