Matthew welcome

This Matthew is a very loving and hot guy. He is a proud irish and he is normally rolling with a mokhawk. He is always dressing in a blackish punk rock outfit. Hella fit and has a sexy ass body. He is very hansom and loves to tease u, he is good at it too. He is a player but if u get him to be yours you'll fall imidiatly and never get up. He is kind, and lovey dovey he loves kisses and likes showing off. He does impress. if you are in danger and he cares for u he will stand infront of u and scare the fuck out of any shitbag dumb enough to mess with u.
He is a perfect boyfriend.

Girl: Damn my thighs hurt
Boy: did Matthew Welcome do it?
Girl: yea...

by _CrazyBitch_ April 18, 2019

Matthew

Epicc GAMER WHO pLAYS foRTNITE EVERY day

Matthew is very EpIc

by MattTheEPICCgAmEr69 October 30, 2019

Matthew

Matthew is a nosy, annoying, weird, and rude kid. He is bad around many or just 1 bad friend. He doesn't respect kids with his usual best friend or best friends. He is not someone you would like once you get to know him.

That little boy is getting bullied by that older guy. That is totally a Matthew.

by Fried Down Burns November 29, 2018

Matthew

Loves cats, and guns. very rich, likes bb neko

DONT let Matthew near your kids

by FinnTheMaxSpeedRacer July 24, 2023

Matthew ranft

Dawg.

Nah bro Matthew ranft is such a dawg

by King Kong deluxe April 18, 2024

Matthew appreciation day

This day is on the 4th of December and you have to pay any one named Mathew/Matthew/mat/Matt $2 while passing them. You also have to bow to them.

Ethan: God damnit it is Matthew appreciation day
Matthew: start paying up

by Other Ethan March 22, 2022

Matthew

People with the name of Matthew tend to be a little weird, fat, pudgy, and have an urge to scratch and grab their balls. Some Matthew's even have special things, for example Matthew's have lots of yellow paste that tends to grow around their small little balls. They also are pussys and like to be touched by older men.

dirty dean: hey there matthew

matthew: uh hey *scratches taint and sniffs it*
dirty dean: matthew you should stop being weird
matthew: stop being an asshole, im very stressed out *runs away to watch fortnite porn*

by Carge_Lock April 5, 2024