Math

sucks

person 1 : i hate u !!
person 2 : u math !!

by ur last brain cell October 2, 2020

Math

M stands for mental
A stand for abuse
T stands for to
H stands for human

Math is mental abuse to humans

by shadow_214 March 14, 2019

Math

Math = Mental Abuse To Humans = Math

Person 1 - Wanna go to math class?
Person 2 - NOOOO ARE YOU DUMB

by Hehehe BOOOOOOO OOF February 26, 2018

Emme maths bad

Bad bad, when something is so bad it couldn't be any worse.

Example, accidentally getting your foot caught in a lawnmower while wearing sandles.

Bit of background Emme is that really bad rapper that went viral when she tried running up on someone and then clipped her self.

The other day I was sat outside my house and someone fell off their pushbike, when they looked up I noticed they had smashed out 5 teeth and ripped an ear off and I said to my self damn that's Emme maths bad

by The coolest guy ever 3456 May 1, 2025

Fucking with my math

When someone tries to help you out with something you're doing, but all they're doing is making it harder. The term comes from parents and how the switch to common core math and algebra only made things more complicated and harder, when the intent was to help make it easier

guy 1: *is moving something heavy through a doorway*

guy 2: "let me help you with that" *grabs the thing and starts moving it around on their own and shit*

guy 1: "can you just stop? you're fucking with my math"

by CalypsoKobold July 16, 2024

Math

The most important but stupid and it mentally hurts my brain in abused my brain and it can do that to all the humans!
M-MENTAL

A-ABUSE
T-TO
H-HUMANS

Without a working knowledge of abstract or applied math, geeks wouldn't know how to seamlessly set up an online Wittypedia like Urban Dictionary—math is a necessary evil that allows us to enjoying the good things in life.

by _Ice_Wolf_Gaming November 9, 2018

Chef Maths

A calculation;
X divided by the constant - ApplePIE
equals carrots

A chef bouncing down the road - he saw X (using Chef Maths); he knew he would only get carrots.

by hewhocooks February 5, 2013