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Logan

A person who is very sneaky and will steal debit cards and cash if given the opportunity.
by MSmell December 23, 2019
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Logan

An amazing boy. I love him with all my heart. Usually a dumb smartass, is awkward, short, has tall friends, brown hair, brown eyes, sweet, and loving. If you have a boy Logan your lucky. A girl Logan on the other hand is the complete opposite. We love our boy Logan’s.
Person 1: who’s that short kid?
Person 2: That’s Logan!
Person 1: Hes pretty fucking short.
by Eli.sushshdh November 10, 2022
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Logan

the kindest most amazing person you will ever meet. if a Logan likes you, marry that man.
Logan is my favorite person ever
by not.bxtton December 10, 2022
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Logan

Logan is a very kind and empathetic guy who cares for the people around him. He is a good Christian and wholeheartedly denies the existence of evolution, and as a result, will fall prey to natural selection. When he speaks his voice may remind you of a sweet and loving little girl pestering you to buy her something from Mr Whippy. If you listen too long you could become inspired to achieve greatness or get a throbbing headache and there's always the possibility that you bleed from your ears.
Guy 1: Did you know that brown is actually just dark orange.
Logan: No you're stupid.
Guy 1: Stop committing ad hominem.
Guy 2: Idk, it does look kinda like dark orange to me.
Guy 3: Is that daddy Logan!? *whips out cock and furiously masturbates*
Logan: So brown people just don't exist! And they're people are more related to Donald Trump than they think?
Guy 1: See you still haven't presented a counter-argument.
by Obama234 April 26, 2020
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Logan Paul

A self worshiping narcissist who films the corpses of suicide victims to post online for clicks. Also, a self worshiping narcissist who likes to do "rug pull schemes" with his hair-brained 'cryptozoo' so he can extract money from his less wealthy fanbase, all while taking flights to Qatar for a spa, or buying a completely retarded pikachu card for 5 million dollars that serves no functional purpose other than for clout and to show off his excess wealth. A dousche-tuber. Someone who can't handle criticism and threatens legal action and lawsuits for libel because he can't handle critique.
Someone who gets his knob slobbed by Mike every single day.
Oh would you look at that, Logan Paul uploaded a video of someone who killed themselves so he can make money off of it. Let's trust this dumbass enough to give him money for a half-ass, broken, idiotic pokemon ripoff game called cryptozoo. Oh, he hired a team full of criminals? Let's watch his dumbass video how he's going to deflect blame back to Coffeezilla, as if its his fault that Logan Paul hired a team of criminals to work on this stupid ass game. Sue me Logan Paul, or better yet fucking fight me. Pussy.
by Revengeance January 8, 2023
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Logan

For some reason he is obsessed with only fans. He also thinks I have a bigger dumpy
“Logan thinks Blake’s thicker
by TorontoToeTickler September 27, 2021
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logan

a very strong male simply better than his others, other than his friends
watch out logan is about to deadlift 540
by anonymous October 11, 2021
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