A total mindfuck. they can get you so mad but so in love in 5 seconds, it’s confusing. But when you look into his deep set eyes, they seem to melt away any negative thoughts and you still want to build a family with him due to his calm, collected, and understanding nature. He has the ability to make you cry then make you laugh because of his positive vibe you can't ever stay mad it almost feels wrong. He is a great spirit and will make a great husband and father one day. If and when you find one, don't let him go. They are sensitive and can sometimes let his feelings get the better of him. He’s super loyal and once he finds a friend, they’re stuck with him forever! Always there for you and will never let you go no matter how they feel. They mostly walk away when pushed away, but they are understanding and will always answer back yet won’t be so easily available. Very protective of the ones he loves/cares for but doesn’t show that side of him too often since it can be scary when provoked. they are subtle but obvious when you figure out the trail of randomness. Gets pressured a lot and if anyone won't realize it, then someone has has too before they drain themselves out. He would be your weird best friend. When hurt, they may never tell you and might go into hiding to heal on their own since they feel they are tough on their own. Sometimes when they disappear, you wonder if they will ever come back, and sometimes you see them in public but it turns out not to be them
friend 1: Have you seen Jose Hugo? It’s been so long since I last heard of them
friend 2: Lol, same! he’s prolly skipping time somewhere, he’ll be fine.
friend 2: Lol, same! he’s prolly skipping time somewhere, he’ll be fine.
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Random Highschool Girl: "I think my hip is fractured, Jose gave me such a good fuck last night!"
Her Friend: "Wait, he fucked you last night? But he did me too at the same time! How the fuck?
(His testosterone was so high he fucked one of them and then traveled back in time to fuck the other at the same time)
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(His testosterone was so high he fucked one of them and then traveled back in time to fuck the other at the same time)
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