shotgun house

A house in the South with only one room, small and simple enough that you could shoot a shotgun in one door and out the other. (Improvement on previous definition)
After Katrina, people who had real homes are building shotgun houses because the insurance companies are screwing them over.
by aleks August 09, 2006
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the house cat

a morning ritual wherein a furry individual presents his or her anus to a second party who is sleeping soundly. Should the second party fail to arise, the "house catter" firmly presses his or her crusty anus against the nose and/or mouth of the recipient. Masturbation on the part of the catter is optional but encouraged.
"My butt is mad crusty today man; do you think Joe'd be into the house cat?"
by emmerbembu September 30, 2011
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The Potters House

"I was hanging out at the potters house with my buddy satan, and they got mad because we lit the baby jesus display on fire."
by toholdthegun November 16, 2003
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house frau

A big nasty loudmouth woman who has lots of opinions but no real-world experience or knowledge about anything. Wears extra large mumus and watches Oprah all day, while screaming continuously at her kids.
Some house frau, taking her brood on a Burger King run, rear-ended me on the turnpike!
by ChesterFester July 27, 2011
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take it to the house

To go home to take a poop, instead of at work, school, stores, restaurants, etc.
Bill: "Dude, I gotta shit in the worst way!"

Ted: "Then go, dude- Wal Mart's bathrooms aren't that dirty."

Bill: "Screw that bro, I've gotta take it to the house!!"
by J3553 January 16, 2009
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play house

Playing Left 4 Dead and teamkilling in a safehouse. You put the other players "to sleep" (as if they were your kids) by incapping them. (and killing them if they retaliate.)
If somebody says "Wanna play house?" on Left 4 Dead, run out of the safehouse like hell.
by defwriter711 March 27, 2010
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Haunted house

I was going to fuck her but I found out that shit was a haunted house a nigga died in that
by Mbk12 November 08, 2015
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