pocket turds

a paper left in your pocket after a ite wash which yurns into white glob which looks a turd

i left really important papers in my pocket yesterday but now all thats left arre pocket turds.

by the wringler August 30, 2009

Pocket Jizz

A tactic employed by Law Enforcement Officers wherein they ejaculate into the pocket of a suspect/s

Hey bro, before you book him let me give him some of that Pocket Jizz

by Atlantican7 March 30, 2022

pocket mouse

Small penis.

"Oh, he was hot until I realized he was packing a pocket mouse"

by Happytreehugger April 9, 2016

Crotch pocket

When you take a hot pocket and vigorously use it as a dildo for a girl, And due to friction it heats up. When it reaches the level it's hot on the outside, yet still frozen on the inside, then the man eats it, soggy and Luke warm.

The best type of crotch pocket is a pepperoni one, because the vaginal juice really accents the zeztiness.

by Forevorhung December 19, 2014

Play in the pocket

Staying tight within the groove

"Man, John Bonham really knew how to play in the pocket, especially on Rock & Roll!"

by alfalfajones January 18, 2012

lonely pockets

A tragically flat female backside, termed as such because the back pockets on her jeans/skirt/shorts/etc... have little, if anything, to keep them company.

I like my girls built like Vida Guerra. You, on the other hand, prefer the ones with lonely pockets.

by HarshLindsey November 10, 2007

Cooch Pocket

1.Another word for vagina

2.What you'd call an emo kid

3.When someone pisses you off, the only word that doesnt really make sense but effective

4.Substitution for the word dueche, in the name calling fashion

you:Nathan c'mon get off the computer

Nathan:no fuck you!

you:all you do is play computer games all day dont you wanna go and hang out with friends and smell the fresh air?

Nathan:ehhhhh....

you:whatever you're such a cooch pocket

Nathan:mmm mhmmm....

by mexiCANDO October 20, 2008