A fast way of achieving a buzz by inserting a tampon that has been soaked in hard liquor, usually whiskey, into ones vagina or rectum. Used primarily by sororities and fraternities to ward off venereal diseases while getting drunk at the same time.
girl #1: I'm so f'ing bored, i need to get my drunk on.
girl #2: Me too, but i have this super dirty vagina to clean today, urgh chores! i wish there was a way that i could do both....
girl #1: there is! Whiskey Douche!!!
girl #2: Me too, but i have this super dirty vagina to clean today, urgh chores! i wish there was a way that i could do both....
girl #1: there is! Whiskey Douche!!!
by Papidontpreach March 2, 2012
Get the Whiskey Douchemug. a person who is a complete jack ass. douche wasnt a good enough insult so you have to add fuck to make it worse. douche fuck is your typical jock ego-maniac person that is a player or douche lord.
by miss ozz February 6, 2010
Get the douche fuckmug. Steven wouldn't be the designated driver and made me buy him lunch again. He was being a USDA Prime, Grade A douche canoe.
by Shi-nay-nay February 19, 2011
Get the douche canoemug. by hollylynn January 5, 2009
Get the Douche Fagmug. by anal bomber April 21, 2010
Get the Douche Movemug. Tom has just bought a $200 dollar watch, and claimed it as a business expense. He is a business douche.
by Dinsdale Pirhana January 14, 2013
Get the Business Douchemug. A lesser included offense of cock blocking. Douche Nozzling occurs where one guy is trying to score with a girl and then another guy comes along and tries to get in her pants, i.e., vagina, like that of an actual douche nozzle. The mindset of the douche nozzler is different from that of a cock blocker, as the douche only kind of knows the other guy would have sex with the girl but has not yet made it known that he has made a "claim", so to speak.
by Lawyering May 17, 2015
Get the douche nozzlingmug.