Whiskey Douche

A fast way of achieving a buzz by inserting a tampon that has been soaked in hard liquor, usually whiskey, into ones vagina or rectum. Used primarily by sororities and fraternities to ward off venereal diseases while getting drunk at the same time.

girl #1: I'm so f'ing bored, i need to get my drunk on.

girl #2: Me too, but i have this super dirty vagina to clean today, urgh chores! i wish there was a way that i could do both....

girl #1: there is! Whiskey Douche!!!

by Papidontpreach March 2, 2012

douche nick

A guy who goes after a taken girl, who talks shit all the time, and is an arrogant, bigoted, self-centered piece of shit with bad taste in music and politics.

God, that guy is such a douche nick, telling me to shut the fuck up all the time.

by jcrewsux October 27, 2010

douche canoe

More than a douche. A douche times 2.

Steven wouldn't be the designated driver and made me buy him lunch again. He was being a USDA Prime, Grade A douche canoe.

by Shi-nay-nay February 19, 2011

Douche Fag

Vaginally cleansing homosexual. pretty self explanatory.

Douche fag.. I have a friend Tyler, he seems to fit the role quite nicely. LOL.. Love you Ty

by hollylynn January 5, 2009

Douche Move

A douche move is when someone does something just to be an asshole.

"dude I took a dump in you bead haha!" "What the hell asshole that is such a douche move."

by anal bomber April 21, 2010

Douche-baggery

The on-going hijinx of a douche bag.

What sort of douche-baggery is Rich up to today?

by Dick Seanary June 15, 2009

Douche bag

A tag on clothing

"I have a douche bag on my underwear."
"Me too!"
*tear of joy!*

by Tilalovessalchichas November 13, 2011