by aleks henrold January 25, 2017
Noun - Describes an individual who will proceed to stop or deny access to someone else's donuts, usually just because.
I was trying to open the pack of donuts in the store and he had the nerve to ask "Can't that wait?". He is such a Donut Blocker.
by RockabillyJ April 20, 2023
a relegion where the person believes that the earth is a donut shape and that when god is bored he fucks the donut and when god comes it make humans.
humans are gods sperm or the icing on the donut
other things they believe
-global warming is an STI
-natural disasters happen when gods a little bit to aggresive
-we cant see it directly because men in black whipe are memories of it
humans are gods sperm or the icing on the donut
other things they believe
-global warming is an STI
-natural disasters happen when gods a little bit to aggresive
-we cant see it directly because men in black whipe are memories of it
that guy is believes in donutism
by pope donutist May 24, 2023
Typically used as an insult:
1. A stupid unimaginative person, incapable of imaginative self-expression or creativity.
2. Another way of saying "cookie-cutter" therefore meaning Generic, uninspired, and lacking in originality.
3. A fat-shaming slur used when referring overweight policemen that are excessively fond of donuts and pastries. (mainly heard in San Francisco and Los Angeles).
4. In the mid-west US; prison slang referring to the anus of a prisoner that has become inflamed and loose through excessive anal intercourse. Also used to refer to prisoners that are accused of excessively enjoying anal intercourse.
1. A stupid unimaginative person, incapable of imaginative self-expression or creativity.
2. Another way of saying "cookie-cutter" therefore meaning Generic, uninspired, and lacking in originality.
3. A fat-shaming slur used when referring overweight policemen that are excessively fond of donuts and pastries. (mainly heard in San Francisco and Los Angeles).
4. In the mid-west US; prison slang referring to the anus of a prisoner that has become inflamed and loose through excessive anal intercourse. Also used to refer to prisoners that are accused of excessively enjoying anal intercourse.
1. I hate movies starring Adam Sandler, he is such a donut template.
2. That boy band is so cookie cutter , they should be called The tone-deaf donut templates.
3. The cops in our neighborhood are such donut templates they only leave their cruiser to go for more donuts and coffee ,... or to pee.
4. Leroy is the bitch you want to see for busting a nut in here, he's such a a donut template that he only charges three cigarettes a go.
2. That boy band is so cookie cutter , they should be called The tone-deaf donut templates.
3. The cops in our neighborhood are such donut templates they only leave their cruiser to go for more donuts and coffee ,... or to pee.
4. Leroy is the bitch you want to see for busting a nut in here, he's such a a donut template that he only charges three cigarettes a go.
by Terminus Est July 12, 2017
“The boss was so hungry after a long day of Zoom meetings and answering emails, he asked his lovely wife to make him a Polish donut.”
by Dizzaster June 26, 2021
After you build your own bed, she jerks you off like she's churning butter, right before you shoot a load in her fart box. Amen.
Miss Julie says if I build her a barn, I'll get an Amish Donut for all my hard work later.
Was about to tongue punch her fart box, when I realized somebody had already given her an Amish Donut. Couldn't quite figure out how this new bed got here, until I witnessed the donut.
Was about to tongue punch her fart box, when I realized somebody had already given her an Amish Donut. Couldn't quite figure out how this new bed got here, until I witnessed the donut.
by PhuggedUpPham October 11, 2018
The recipient will be taking a shit. When the turd is mostly out of the ass, it gets shoved back in, followed up by putting the givers dick or a dildo in immediately after it.
by Broom Stick Jesus June 20, 2024