to do a schettino

a captain leaving a sinking ship ahead of anyone else
claiming that he had accidently fallen into a lifeboat, he did a schettino
Instead, because of his selfish actions, he is now regarded as a national embarrassment in his own country. And, his name is already showing signs of becoming a by-word for shameful and stupid behavior — “to do a Schettino."
by django_reinh January 22, 2012
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doing a sonic

The act of finally defecating after a strenuous time holding in the urge to not shit your pants. Creating loud noises in the bathroom while excretion.
Guy 1: what are all those loud ass noised in the bathroom, are you okay?
Guy 2: I'm doing a sonic right now!
*Fart noises and shiting*
by Solkana April 19, 2021
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peep dos

Look at those
by lflint February 25, 2010
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Doing the dusty

Damn I was workin last night bringing these old folk their meds and they were doing the dusty.
by Smas8 January 03, 2021
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poo and a do

A shampoo and a hair do/ hair cut..
Sally looked at her hair in the mirror and knew it was time for

a poo and a do.
by sheila in the car June 18, 2013
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Do a Cummings

To blatantly break rules, the law, or social norms out of sense of arrogance, superiority and entitlement, especially when you get away with it or face only tokenistic punishment, thus provoking disgust, anger and resentment amongst the wider public who are expected to abide by those same rules and punished if they don’t. Named in honour of Dominic Cummings, one-time right-hand man to British PM Boris Johnson, who during the first covid lockdown drove across the country from London to Durham to his parents, and made various trips in the local area, later stating these were necessary to ‘test his eyesight’. He kept his job.
Bob: I got pulled over for speeding last night, but the cop let me off with just a stern word after I told him I’m close friends with the police chief.
Tod: wow! Sounds like you really did a Cummings there.

Covid marshall: you’re out in public in lockdown without a valid reason and are therefore being given a £100 fine.
Average ordinary chump: ah man, if I was rich and well-connected I could have done a Cummings and gotten away with this.

Wife: I caught you red-handed in bed with another woman.
Husband: but I had to see another woman in a state of undress in order to test my eyesight.
Wife: don’t try and do a Cummings with me!
by A jolly fine fellow January 10, 2021
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water do

Ash: Water do T?
T: Shit not much, what you doin'?
by T, Be Easy August 07, 2008
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