Cookie simp

Simping over a fictional cookie character, normally from the games Cookie Run Kingdom and Cookie Run Ovenbreak, people decide they want to simp these fictional cookie characters because of certain reasons like their voice, appearance, and personality.

Hey George, i think im a Cookie simp
Me too! Which cookie do you simp for? I simp for Red Velvet Cookie.
Oh, I simp for Expresso Cookie!

by A suspicious tabby cat October 29, 2021

spa-cookie

When a group of men (4-10) masturbate on a cookie, and the last man to finish wins(or loses, pending your orientation)...and gets to eat the cookie...

circle jerk spa-cookie

by wicked ass white boy October 22, 2008

mushy cookie

The physiologic response in females of sexual arousal (see also <b> wet pussy<b/>.

The first time I kissed him, he got my <b> cookie mushy <b/>

by numnum July 11, 2004

fortune cookie

The cheapest possible meal you can buy a woman so she will sleep with you. If you play it right, you can get her to pay for her meal, give her the cookie, and tell her some smooth romantic bullcrap that she can't read her fortune until she eats at least half the cookie. Stare into her eyes deeply. Classic line + clueless chick = free sex. This usually works best on desperate ugly women.

I gave Mary a fortune cookie and told her that she couldn't read the fortune until she ate half the cookie. Oh yeah, she bought it!

by D December 03, 2003

have a cookie

Sarcastic phrase ever. Most likely used as a response to someone who points out the obvious.

Person 1: Hey, Earth was created by God.

Person 2: Have a cookie.

by PepsiTravis October 19, 2010

Cookie grabber

Someone who steals everyone's food. These people mostly like chocolate chip cookies, hence the name. They are usually spotted with chocolate and cookie crumbs all over their face.

There's a cookie grabber on the loose! Hide all of your food!

by PeptoBismol February 27, 2009

Cookie Cutta'z

Women N tite ASS jeans!!

Upon 1st site, theres only one word a man saids. DAMMMM!! Um talk'n corner 2 corner
ear 2 ear, rack, stacked & pack'n in all tha rite places.
She got tha fitted, U-witt'it make a man wanna gitt'it
jeans on, She Cutt'n Cookie (Cookie Cutta'z).

When light'nin strike Yo Ass at 1st site, U on Fantasy Island. If Her
jeans iz so tite & fitted, dat U-C tha
letter W when she'z walk'n, she got on Cookie Cutta'z.

by gutta (aka) throBack January 22, 2008