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spa-cookie

When a group of men (4-10) masturbate on a cookie, and the last man to finish wins(or loses, pending your orientation)...and gets to eat the cookie...
circle jerk spa-cookie
by wicked ass white boy February 26, 2009
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Thumbprint Cookie

While you are having sex with your partner doggy-style, you insert your thumb into their anus.
“Bro, I was fucking my girlfriend last night and gave her a thumbprint cookie!”
by 8M0 October 21, 2020
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Bitch Cookie

She's a bitch, this bitch needs to die. She thinks there's a Cookie God, but she's wrong. If you tell her there's no Cookie God she will respond with -_- and crush something you like. She spams rooms on Palringo as much as "Queen of Hell", (search "Queen of Hell" to know more). She's lives the link of a Cookie and if your cock is made out of Cookies, she will want to eat you and make you crumb. She thinks she has a bad accent but it's cute as fuck.
by The Metal King October 20, 2016
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Hydrangea Cookie

"Hydrangea Cookie is Pomes gf. Nothing less, nothing more"
by I_LOVE_HYDRANGEA March 27, 2022
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mushy cookie

The physiologic response in females of sexual arousal (see also <b> wet pussy<b/>.
The first time I kissed him, he got my <b> cookie mushy <b/>
by numnum July 10, 2004
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fortune cookie

The cheapest possible meal you can buy a woman so she will sleep with you. If you play it right, you can get her to pay for her meal, give her the cookie, and tell her some smooth romantic bullcrap that she can't read her fortune until she eats at least half the cookie. Stare into her eyes deeply. Classic line + clueless chick = free sex. This usually works best on desperate ugly women.
I gave Mary a fortune cookie and told her that she couldn't read the fortune until she ate half the cookie. Oh yeah, she bought it!
by D December 3, 2003
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have a cookie

Sarcastic phrase ever. Most likely used as a response to someone who points out the obvious.
Person 1: Hey, Earth was created by God.

Person 2: Have a cookie.
by PepsiTravis October 21, 2010
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