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douche cannon

Referring to one who is a huge douche bag. That said person shoots their mouth off while simultaneously maintaining douche bag status.
That girl in your finance class who answers the professor's rhetorical questions outloud is the epitome of a douche cannon.
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zach condon

sing/song writer of Beruit.

He who:
Lays waste to Beck and Kimya Dawson is one foul swoop.

Destroys every lullaby you were ever sung, effectively reversing your childhood from a lie.

Shits on jeff Buckley's grave
and too..
the oberst machine's muse is little more than a silverfish compared to a firefly when brought up against Zach.
Man, Zach Condon's last name is so close to condom he would never have to bring one around me.
by Aya Blatherskite August 7, 2008
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Cannonballed

When you take a dump and the impact between the turd and the water splashed you in the butt or testicles.
"I took a dump and it totally cannonballed my nuts"
by Watts83 May 8, 2014
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Connor Gooding

A name.
A person that watches homosexual intercourse every night at precisely 12:00PM, or sometimes 11:00PM.
Connor Gooding - 'I am going to DDoS your toaster if you take down TheEclipseKnight m8.'
by ItsChalky September 1, 2016
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Connor

by Hi, Connor! March 7, 2017
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connor the waffle

connor the waffle: W A D D L E D E E W A D D L EW A D D L EW A D D L E
me: *already ded after only 5 seconds*
by purple13542 April 25, 2019
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Connor hodson

An all round dickhead.
He thinks he can get away with lies (lying bastard) he thinks he is proper solid because he had a bit of weed once or twice.
Lispy cunt gets battered by midgets and spotty geezers who don’t wear their coat right. Goes to cadets but is shit and pushes his luck wants to shag maam horny bastard.
Connor hodsons a fat twat.
by Wehateconnor December 6, 2019
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