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First AmeriReich

Donald J. Trump’s first term in office, from 2017 to 2021. A four-year fever dream where white supremacy found new confidence, cultural divisions became dinner table landmines, and facts were replaced with vibes. Notable moments include COVID chaos, bro-ing out with Putin, and the Doha Agreement—an underhanded gift to the Taliban followed by an Olympic-level blame game tossed at Biden and Harris.
In the First AmeriReich, Trump ran the country like a corrupt candy store owner—hoarding all the candy, eating half of it, throwing the wrappers on the floor, not sharing with anyone, losing profits, and blaming it all on the cashier.
by Jayley Weathers April 4, 2025
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First

When Josh is first when replying on Erik's pic of the day
Erik!!!!

it's just amazing how i am always first!

Sent at 7:42pm
by t-100 January 19, 2025
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What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.
Person 343: Angel "Biloyaran" Soler: The First Juvenile Release; The First Juvenile Release.
by ITappedYouThreeTimes February 13, 2025
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What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to knowing that axolotsl with perianal abscesses become eagles.
Person 1: Are you addicted to knowing that axolotls with perianal abscesses become eagles?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Ryu Is A Telefang Character Called Osio; The First Juvenile Release: The First Juvenile Release 《¤》.
by Maternal-Fetal-Medicine February 12, 2025
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sometimes it’s okay to be a bit selfish and there will be times over the next 12 months when you really must put your own interests first no matter what that might mean for other people. What you do for yourself will benefit them too later on
sometimes it’s okay to be a bit selfish and there will be times over the next 12 months when you really must put your own interests first no matter what that might mean for other people. What you do for yourself will benefit them too later on
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First gentleman

First gentleman or first dude if he's not a gentleman is what the husband of a female president would be called. The primo uomo.
The first gentleman was as good at sports, cooking, welding, or sewing as those girls (his competitive sisters), and he straightened them right out.
by The Original Agahnim January 12, 2022
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Seventh-first chance

When you are constantly trying to have a chance with someone who has never given you a chance, despite how many times you have tried.
Mandy posted a status about how some people don't deserve a second chance because their are other people who are waiting for their first one. What Mandy fails to realize is there are quite a few guys in her yard trying to get a milkshake, and it sure isn't the first time they've been waiting for her shop to open. Infact chase is waiting for his seventh-first chance.
by Chasingwaterfalls November 4, 2013
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