bumping clocks

The act of providing incremental updates to a piece of hardware such as a smartphone, CPU or wearable device in the form of marginal spec bumps instead of releasing a revolutionary device.

Usually requires you to buy an entirely new device to get, for example, slightly more internal storage space or a marginally better CPU speed.

Usually done by hardware manufactures such as Apple, Motorola and Qualcomm.

The goal is to make as much money off of existing technology as possible before spending money to innovate.

I really hope that Merrifield and the next iteration of it are good and I hope Logan is great too because no one is competing with Qualcomm so they are literally sitting on their asses trying get another year out of bumping clocks on Krait.

by Spirit Bear April 5, 2014

slow bump

Slowly bottoming out in the girlfriends asshole

Chris slow bumped Chelsea’s asshole

by Show pony March 20, 2022

Finger Bump

When two people finger the same vagina at the same time; and touch hands whilst inside said vagina.

May or may not include eye contact between the two fingerers making eye contact.

It was so cool when we finger bumped inside of Barbara whilst in the bus the other day.

by Ksmith666 November 20, 2019

bump down

Dallas slang often used to refer to a shootout.

Fuck all that talking ... let's bump down!

by Ms.Badazz2u June 14, 2024

bag bump

A male greeting. Two gentlemen see each other in public and give each other a hearty pelvic thrust. They're testicles smack together creating a bag bump

Hey man, I saw dude yesterday and he gave me a vicious bag bump. My balls are still hurting.

by The 4 panis September 16, 2017

Dump and a bump

An asshole hanging out in a restaurant, who is getting bored sitting at a bar with his date.

Fuck this, I need a dump and a bump

by Hedgehog 514 January 14, 2022

Bump

A whole language within a single word. Can be used as an expression of happiness, fear, disgust, surprise, etc. The vocal delivery or repetition of the bump changes it’s meaning. Often, it’s used as an onomatopoeia but with a deep meaning.

“Dude watch out there’s a car coming!”
“BUMP, BUMP, BUMP, BUMP!”

OR

“I just got dumped.”
“Buuummpp, sorry brotein shake”

by stripmallmegachurch December 12, 2021