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Bro Stomp

to beat someone for shitting on a fellow bro. Most always ends in death.
i dont care if you are 10 years old, i'll bro stomp the fuck outta you, you've lived long enough
by Hachi'sRevenge June 5, 2010
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bro-guy

a bro guy is a chilled out pot head who just chills with his friends and smokes pot. He/She also wastes alot of time, doing things such as oragami or sitting on the computer. Anyone who smokes with them is likewise considered a bro-guy.
Chad: "Hey man, wanna chill with Jimmy?"
Bernard: "Yea man, he's a total bro-guy."
by titsmcgrits August 17, 2009
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Bro in the Dark

When you are bro'in out and the power shuts off. This of course renders a Gamecube useless so super smash melee is impossible. This forces bros to argue over RISK strategies and often leads to accusations of dick in mouth. Bros will eventually proceed to tire, fall asleep, and wake up renewed to bro out once the power returns.
Those bros in suite B3C were totally Bro'in out when the power shut off. I heard Phil thinks starting with Australia is a poor strategy if you want first place, but Mike blames this opinion on the dick in Phil's mouth. I wish I could Bro in the Dark!
by Oznec November 4, 2008
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Bro-Hymen

The metaphorical barrier between boyhood and manhood.
Irv learned to Barbecue today and subsequently broke his bro-hymen.
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Bro Tank

A tank top intended for muscular and tan males. If you are skinny and pale, it does not compliment those features. The bro tank is usually worn by the classic douche. Many have the misconception that bro tanks make them look cool, but 95% of the time, the user looks like a major tool. A normal non-douche will refer to these garments as "douche tanks", but the tank wearing "bro" will deny the quality of doucheness that comes with the product. If the user admits that the tank is in fact, a douche tank, he is most likely not a douche. A "bro tank" has no class, and anyone with any qualities of a gentleman, will not wear a "bro tank".
Douche 1: Bro, there's a douche convention down at the beach!
Douche 2: Hey I need some new clothes for it! There's a sale at Hollister, so let's get some bro tanks!
Douche 1: Bro Tanks?! Those won't make us look like tools, let's get some!
by Mike Hunts Eaton August 13, 2013
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Bro-thel

noun: A place where large groups of Bros congregate
While standing across the street, I noticed that there were a ton of bros standing in front of my favorite pub, thus transforming it into a bro-thel
by SwampgutsatAugsburg March 26, 2009
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Debate bro

Term used by ppl who can't reason well but wanna feel like bosses, to indicate that instead of working to improve themselves, they'd rather lower the standard of discourse so they can compete.
Person 1: *makes a claim that they cannot possibly defend, and the reason they believe it is probably because of a bias *
Person 2: why do you think this?
Person 1: You are such a debate bro
by MurphysLaw101 April 20, 2021
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