The Breath Of Versailles

What I call a person when they slip on a piece of dog feces (shit).

Person 1: Hey, dude...have you ever slipped on a piece of dog feces?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Good...you are now The Breath Of Versailles.

by BoobiesOnTheGravel January 9, 2025

Dragon's Breath

When you're so addicted to your Juulski, you take hits in class. After taking too much in, you blow the smoke out of your nose like a dragon.

"Did you hear Cam got Caught?". "Yeah, heard he filled his whole row with Dragon's Breath".

by DetectiveB January 29, 2018

breath burglar

Someone who is of no use whatsoever, resulting in the incidental theft of oxygen that might be useful to others.

"You're such a breath burglar!" exclaimed Andy, after discovering Matt had left the beer behind.
useless dead weight

by Reigun November 1, 2013

Atomic Breath

A breath so stinky it decimates everything in its path.

Aaron breathed and destroyed a city with his atomic breath

by TheBlueToo December 5, 2022

Thumb Breath

What is required to type multiple sentences on to a smart phone. Or, the time one takes to type on a smart phone uses their thumb breath. If you're getting tired of typing on your phone, you're out of thumb breath.

Save your thumb breath, I'm not reading your message right now.

by Unemeoj October 31, 2022

cheese breath

So, cheese breath is a derogatory term describing the breath of a Wisconsin person, especially a Green Bay Packers’ fan.

FEMALE 1: GIRL! WTF is that rancid ass smell that is making me gag!

FEMALE 2: It’s cheese breath!

by Purplenado March 7, 2023

The Breath Of An Empire: The First Juvenile Release

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: The Breath Of An Empire: The First Juvenile Release

Person 2: Yes.
Person 1:

by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 3, 2025