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97.9 The Box

A radio station in the Greater Houston area which opens weekday mornings with a retarded "Rollcall Yall" portion on the Matt Hadder Show before the good stuff (( R&B )) gets a chance to come on. Avoid it if you find the Rollcall song annoying; Go to it if you like R&B in the afternoon
Matt Hadder: "It's da roll call yall! It's the roll call yall! A B C D E F G. H I J K L-M-N-O-P. Q R S, and T U V. W X, and Y and Z. Next time won't you sing with me at 6:40.

Me: -Screaming at the radio- Shut the fucking hell up! I hate you, "97.9 The Box!"
by BeerChuggin'German December 5, 2009
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buff box

The exact same thing as a spankbank or Spank bank ... just for a female.
When she saw the dude's penis in that movie, the image of it went into her buff box.

While in the basement of my friend's house, we were talking about starting to use the word Spank Bank in our vocabulary, then one of us (being me) thought of using Buff Box for a girl's spank bank. Take that Dylan! I did think of it.
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Jack-in-the-Box

Term used to describe someone you once dated, who unlike you, cannot let go. So they "pop-up" randomly in places they know you frequent as such: Your favorite book store, the park where you go jogging, the mid-night movie at the theater near your house - even though they live at least an hour away.

An individual demonstrating Jack-in-the-box tendencies can quickly become a Stalker or a full blown Psychopath if not confronted with the Jack-in-the-box behavior.
Smitty and Jane break-up. Smitty, in a fit of anguish tells Jane he is leaving the country and never coming back.

Later that week....

Jane is jogging along her favorite running trail, rounds the bend and there Smitty is running toward her with a shit eating grin..."Oh Jane! I wasn't expecting to see you here!?!?" Smitty has pulled a classic Jack-in-the-Box.
by Sophacles September 26, 2012
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skeem box

Usually referring to someone whose actions have ulterior motives, generally sexual; someone who's skeemin/schemin' on someone else. Can also be used in a general sense for anyone who seems sketchy or deceptive, and probably clumsy at it. Probably a combination of skeemin and lunchbox.
Yo, my man has been hangin on Cindy all night, what a skeem box.

Skeem box over here is totally trying to mack on my jaunt.
by ptree March 25, 2008
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fire box

I bet that chick has a serious fire box
by DJKham May 4, 2006
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boxed lunch

A cunt! Twat, 'jina, Hole, PussPuss
I'm going to Nancys and eat her boxed lunch @ the Y
by mavros April 26, 2006
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squeeze box

when i had intercourse with her i lasted only a couple minutes because of her squeeze box!!
by johanvonrobot January 18, 2009
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