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High Ping Bastard

The term first appeared with Quake by Id software in online chats and taunts of fellow players.

Any player who has a high ping value and is able to stay at the top of the scoreboard for online gaming. Typically for dial up connections with a high ping and latency. The players tend to taunt and adapt tactics on first person shooters or real time simulations to the point of excellence and aggravation of broadband users who spend many times their counterparts and still get rektd. Abbreviated as "HPB" usually.
Did you hear about the guy who leased a T1 line to play online for $2000 a month? He still gets pwned by High Ping Bastards with rusted barbed wire telephone lined dialup users from Oklahoma.
by Argonator May 19, 2022
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fucking killer bastard jesus

It is commonly used when someone is bald.(FKBJ for short)
OMFG he is fucking killer bastard jesus.(means he is bald)
I have FKBJ hairstyle(i am bald)
by Fucking erdembayar May 24, 2022
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Pommy bastard

Any person from England you dirty pommy tranny English bastards go stick on a dress dirty sheep shagging bastards same with the Americans dirty tranny bastards!! Either if ur not English or are it you see this I’m gonna chop ur mum up you fat slag and you up
Did you see the pommy bastards o ye he was the biggest hairiest faggots I have ever seen
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Bastard

Recent appropriations of the word bastard now affix the term to middle aged white men in primarily rural settings. This new appropriation is inspired by visionary Native American Mothers. This maternal act of appropriation supplants The naughtiest word in the English language. It is very sad that we assign derogatory terms to infants. Making bastard the naughtiest word in the English language will demote thundercunt to the second naughtiest word in the English language.
That bastard in his big stupid truck spends all day driving his fat bastard ass up and down these gravel roads glaring at people. He should shake the Funonions off his trousers and do something productive for once!
by Scrambled legs dance squad December 17, 2021
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Bastard Ass

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by M.illy.718 March 8, 2022
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Cum-bastard

Someone who doesn't give a s*it about woman even though they love penthouse magazine's and watch horror movies and say corny racist jokes and say homophobic slurs all day long
James the simp: damn that dude is homophobic!!

Caleb the pimp: yeah he's totally a Cum-bastard
by Caleb Cummins March 12, 2022
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Monke bastard

A synonym for Cdawgva a twitch streamer who loves showing his amazing amounts of simp nature to another streamer called ironmouse
Demarcus the 111:I wanna fuck monke bastard
Johonny jomstar:same
by Stevethe_Cat March 21, 2022
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