Definition 1: Anal curd is the natural lubricant your body forms upon excretion of faeces. It is usually yellow in colour and slightly transparent. Often you will find the remnants of anal curd on your tissue after you wipe your bottom. (Usually occurs after a spicy or difficult excretion).
Definition 2: Anal curd is when you have either sharted (you went to fart and you s**t a little) or you haven't wiped your bottom properly and the remnants of the previous defecation is still between your bum cheeks. Whilst walking about and doing your daily chores, your cheeks naturally rub together, thereby turning the excrement into a fecal paste.
Definition 2: Anal curd is when you have either sharted (you went to fart and you s**t a little) or you haven't wiped your bottom properly and the remnants of the previous defecation is still between your bum cheeks. Whilst walking about and doing your daily chores, your cheeks naturally rub together, thereby turning the excrement into a fecal paste.
Example 1:
" I had a spicy s**t today and there was a bit of anal curd on the end of it."
Example 2:
"I'm not giving my mom these boxers to wash- there's a bit of anal curd in them"
" I had a spicy s**t today and there was a bit of anal curd on the end of it."
Example 2:
"I'm not giving my mom these boxers to wash- there's a bit of anal curd in them"
by Papsalot January 11, 2010
Get the Anal Curdmug. anal raisins
the small pieces of shit stuck in your pisshole after buttfucking a constipated man or woman
small chunks of turd around and in the cock
the small pieces of shit stuck in your pisshole after buttfucking a constipated man or woman
small chunks of turd around and in the cock
after i reamed his asshole all night i had so many anal raisins floating in the toilet it looked like chunky soup
man i had a hard time pissing out the anal raisins stuck in my pisshole
my cock was filled with so many anal raisins i couldn't even blow my load in his mouth and i was cum-clogged
she had so many anal raisins and kling-on's around her anus it smelled like a shit factory
the bitch was chewing on the anal raisins i shot in her mouth they were stuck in her teeth
man i had a hard time pissing out the anal raisins stuck in my pisshole
my cock was filled with so many anal raisins i couldn't even blow my load in his mouth and i was cum-clogged
she had so many anal raisins and kling-on's around her anus it smelled like a shit factory
the bitch was chewing on the anal raisins i shot in her mouth they were stuck in her teeth
by puparoo July 29, 2011
Get the anal raisinmug. "Anal legging" is a sexual activity that homosexuals enjoy. They take the foot, the foot be very dry, they thrust it inside the anus and then they twinkle the toes inside the anus. It is very painful but they like it.
by Mihkel Raptor January 24, 2011
Get the anal leggingmug. When anal hair sticks from one cheek to the other. Usually caused by poop particles, semen slippage from masterbation, or just plain sweat. Usually very painful to pull apart and can leave a red irritating bump.
Tim told me he had his worst anal stickage of the year after he worked out and had his post workout poop and masterbation session.
by 69'n pubes October 29, 2010
Get the anal stickagemug. An intense pain you get when you're rectum tears during a massive dump, making you want to go to church to repent the things you said.
by PoonMasta69 August 13, 2012
Get the Anal Cathedralmug. Fucking the ass of a woman, man or some living object till you nut inside and make them not able to walk for a couple of weeks.
Coop: "I fucked my girl's ass so hard last night she she can't even walk today, man that anal sex was rough".
by KMONEY9674 August 27, 2023
Get the Anal Sexmug. A fad going around where people take psychedelic mushrooms and instead of ingesting them orally, they place it inside of their anus. This has gained in popularity since the media has reported teens using vodka-soaked tampons in their anus to get drunk.
by canterlot November 28, 2011
Get the anal shroomingmug.