As empty as my testies after a night in a bordello

So empty(here you have you 20 fucking letters)

His bank account is as empty as my testies after a night in a bordello

by Abu Jarema March 5, 2008

Alternative Press

A silly hipster magazine. Teeny bopper hipsters like to read this magazine and feel punk. Ussually around 100-130 pages of trendy scene kids making bad puns.

Check out the Wreak Havoc! song "Kids These Days" for better examples.

Scene Kid: I just got my new Alternative Press in the mail! I'M SO HARDCORE!

Anyone Else: You fail.

by Horse Laughs At Your God November 28, 2009

Alternative Medicine

Medicines or treatments that can used separately from other treatments. In the case of PTSD, an example of an alternative treatment could be Adaptive Disclosure, where different treatments are implemented based on the type of trauma.

As the patient was strongly opposed to man made medications, we suggested the use of an alternative medicine, herbal supplements that had proven to have a similar effect.

by jefferson9999 March 19, 2017

Alternative Life Style

Someone who lives a gay or homosexual life. So do not be live like that. If you do, you are a loser!!!

Straight Guy: How is your alternative life style going?

Gay Guy: Shut up! Just because I am different does not mean I am that much different!

by Daniel March 27, 2005

alternative lifestyles

See alternative lifestyle.

Same smell.

by Downstrike May 25, 2004

queen of alternative

Lorde

the queen of alternative is lorde

by Lorde Lana and Billie legends October 2, 2020

after douche

when a douchebag performs such douchery and is graduated to the next level.

darren joseph craig is the after douche..

by lilbichygrl August 13, 2008