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Red Truck Syndrome

AKA: "I can't work on that because I have 'If I work on a red truck I'll die syndrome.'"

A rare disease that occurs in mechanics. People who have been contracted with RTS are significantly more susceptible to problems, pain, injuries, and even death from vehicles, ESPECIALLY red trucks. Hence the name Red Truck Syndrome.

May also be a symptom of laziness but has never been proven to correlate. Should be taken seriously when brought up.
When asked to work on a red Truck or any vehicle, you respond with "I can't work on that because I have red truck syndrome."
by HardWorkingMechanic April 9, 2022
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truck stop mosaic

when you splatter against the backboard of the commode and leave a big stain for the next guy
I wouldn’t go in there right now my truck stop mosaic is still drying.
by z4ynex June 25, 2024
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truck

Commonly used work vehicle with box in the back. While some people equating them, an SUV IS NOT A TRUCK!
Can you help me put this fruit platter in the back of my truck?

A: No, that's an SUV. And you can put it in yourself.
by Jessepticon December 2, 2024
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Truck Slut

A man who has a lifted truck that fucks anything that looks at it
by Goodefs December 2, 2023
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Truck things

When your wife invites her friends over and you land yourself an unexpected fiveway
The girls are coming around tonight

Thats OK, I'll just do truck things.
by Drcalloway March 4, 2021
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Hit by a truck

If someone's intestines are not on the ground they don't look like they got hit by a truck. Going flying is going airborne for a good distance, not stepping backwards to keep your balance.
The guy stepped backwards a few feet after getting pushed, he didn't go flying and he didn't look like a truck hit him, no matter how much somebody wanted the announcer to inflate the incident. He got pushed backwards a little, not knocked airborne for yards. Hit by a truck is a lit messier than what the announcer was describing.
by Solid Mantis April 5, 2021
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Truck

Bull in a china shop. Careless, obnoxious, inconsiderate, oblivious.
That dude is such a truck. He’s not careful about anything, and has no couth.
by stro4376 October 4, 2023
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