brandon mccloud

the most amazing person in the whole fucking world. I love him so fucking much and he deserves all good things in life. he is the most kind, caring, handsome, sweet, generous and all over good guy. he is the love of my life and i appreciate him so much.

" He's a Brandon Mccloud"

by Hahahah ahhah Yass May 28, 2018

brandon paxton

A person who likes titty-dicks, lives with his mom and likes to suck dick

Dude, that guy is a total Brandon paxton

by WeAreDmf333 June 07, 2019

Brandon’s Dog

When you think your boyfriends dog is actually your dog.

I take Brandon’s dog everywhere with me.

Everything I post is with Brandon’s dog.

by Brandon’sMyDad November 24, 2021

Brandon’s Dog

When you think you’re boyfriends dog is actually your dog.

Every post she makes is with Brandon’s dog.

by Brandon’sMyDad November 24, 2021

Brandon-joke

When someone says an offensive joke which offends many people

yo dude that was offensive, such a Brandon-joke

by bill bo bagins worth January 02, 2018

Pulling a brandon

When one of your close friends starts dating the girl you like. Can also be known as pulled a Brandon or Brandoning someone.

Yo I heard Jeff started pulling a Brandon yesterday and started dating Tiffany even tho i liked her.

by SeñorPancakes July 27, 2020

Brandon H

A guy who simps over girls who's tinder bios say they eat ass.

Guy 1: ah mate saw this right hottie on tinder we met and she liked me from front to back like a huggies diaper
Guy 2: man your being a real Brandon H

by Glutegorrilabois October 30, 2020