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zombie kitty 

1 Supposed to be a boy kitty, but gets pregnant and is an asshole about it.

2 Constantly demands food, especially yours while you eat it.

3 Doesn't want you to touch it, except in 10 second intervals on its own time, never when you want to. If you try, it hisses, walks to food dish and demands to be fed instead.
Honey, guess what, Mr kitty is pregnant.

Hey cat, that's my pop tart.

Well fine then zombie kitty, if I can't pet you, then you can eat dog food till I'm good and ready to get up and feed you.
zombie kitty by Melandmom June 7, 2014

Zombie Racist 

A Person who hate Zombies.
A Person who don't watch or Like Zombie Movies
So, You Hate Zombies?
You're a zombie racist
Zombie Racist by Clay Jensen January 20, 2019
To ejaculate in the face of a sexual partner, ideally across the eyes. This will invariably result in them stumbling around, arms outstretched, moaning incoherently. Just like a zombie.
zombie by Ian January 30, 2005

zombie god 

n00bs that try to be creative with the word "zomg" or OMG.
"i just got a new pc"
"is it good"?
"no?"
"ZOMBIE GOD"
zombie god by salvage March 11, 2007

fantasy zombie 

A fantasy player who is not expected to do well but exeedes expectations on a normal basis week after week
That player is such a fantasy zombie, he keeps scoring high despite low expectations for him.
fantasy zombie by Bob December 20, 2009

White Zombie 

White Zombie was the name used by Rob zombie before he changed his name to Rob
if you might please see Rob Zombie
White Zombie by Nixi McDonald July 22, 2008