Weed goblin 

A person who hordes weed or smokes huge amounts not to get high but just for the sake of consuming it

"Hey this joint is almost halfway done you should roll another"
"Dude stop being such a weed goblin its not gonna walk away"

Weed goblin by Jack.ingoff January 6, 2022

Weed Baby 

whatever the hell Brassmo/Classic is

The Weed Baby species of chao are very rare and stupidly broken

Weed Baby by SEGA SONIC January 17, 2022

Wedsensexual 

(SATIRE)

People who have an attraction to the character Wedsen from Friday Night Funkin' Popcorn Edition.

Person 1: I identify as a proud Wedsensexual.
Person 2 (sane sigma male): What a load of bullshit

Wedsensexual by BeedraIsBoredfromyt October 15, 2022

lake weed 

lake weed is how george fisher of cannibal corpse says liquid in the song i cum blood.

lake weed is also the nasty stuff in lakes. like the dead fishes and stuff.

george fisher- "swollen with lake weed, ready to burst!"

Thompson-"man, shit there is a lot of lake weed in this lake! but that girl has a bra outline so its okay.

lake weed by slugvag July 6, 2009

tree-weed 

A tree or large shrub that is sometimes difficult to keep out of seldom mowed lawns and often ignored gardens. They commonly grow fast from seed, re-sprout from cut stumps, or spread underground with runner roots.

Sally: That maple stump send up a new crop of shoots on ya?

Susie: Ya, grows like a regular tree-weed. I'm gonna have to get dirty and dig the whole stump up.

tree-weed by IvyWood March 30, 2010

tunneling weed 

A top of shotgunning
two people make a tight tunnel out of their hands and the gunner blows while the receiver sucks.

They're scared to touch lips,they're gonna be tunneling weed

tunneling weed by HARDCORESMOKER. December 8, 2011

Worry Weed 

Worrying in a relationship is comparable to a weed. No matter how many times you try to kill the worry, it grows back. Rooted from trust issues of varying degrees.

"My worry weed is stopping me from fully trusting you."

Worry Weed by sarc.asian July 10, 2015