Mississippi Thunder

When you shove a giant metal pole up the anal cavity of a woman and wait for lighting to strike it.

Heather died yesterday from the Mississippi thunder.

by Boopis the third January 21, 2021

Give someone your thunder egg

To make love to someone. Derived from the similarities between the geode-like rock called a "Thunder Egg" and male testicles.

Braniel decided that after a long third date of watching the extended cuts of the Fast and Furious franchise (as well as Hobbs and Shaw), he would ask to take Delilah back to his apartment and give her his thunder egg. It was a good night to Give someone your thunder egg.

by Lord Scottish April 16, 2021

Thunder Thighs

Somebody who is a fortnite pro and exertes extreme amounts of big dick energy

Dam Ian Has some mf Thunder Thighs

by Isveisvw March 04, 2022

thunder thighs

the fattest of all thighs

i gotta find me a girl with some thunder thighs

by SebaliMotherTrucker June 17, 2024

Thunder thighs

A person with big thighs that rub together.

“Look at her legs, she’s got thunder thighs!”

by aaalanaxxx July 09, 2024

Thunder thighs

Where your thighs are so thicc that if you tried to wrap both hands around them your hands couldn’t fit around them

You my dargy you have some thunder thighs

Me: I know blud massive init

Them : yhyh safe my g

by Ksi’s Dad September 02, 2019

Strawberry Thunder

A person, usually ginger, that has no Aura

Look at how you’re dressed Strawberry Thunder! Haha

by ——_——-!!&@ May 22, 2024