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squares

"Hey man, can I bum a few squares from you?"
by rumorlistener May 22, 2015
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Square

An individual who has allowed ones occupational environment define ones personality, to the point of behaving as if one is always within the four walls of an office.
That's just how squares are! They take everything serious, can't relax, and don't know how to have fun.
by Burnett801 July 13, 2018
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Mr. Square

A made up character who always gets the short straw.
His whole life is a series of failures,which is what makes him so hilarious

Known for his love of green hats and likeness to the Mr. Men character Mr. Strong.
Tayla: Ohcrap I only got 64% on my maths exam

Harriet: At least you're not Mr. Square.
by Dartron December 9, 2008
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life is a mug except the mug is on fire and you're on fire because you're in hell because he's so amazing and yet such a fucking dumbass
when Valentine exists in the same square 10,000 miles as Scotti, Scotti commits homosexual and becomes a fucking mess
by doctormoosh May 25, 2022
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Galvanized square steel

Steel that has been squared and galvanized (meaning it's dipped into zinc for better rust protection). It's gained popularity out of home design videos that make incredibly small spaces look modern. Galvanized square steel is often used to expand the small spaces of make frames (usually bed). It's bolted my screws specifically from their aunt and covered and eco friendly wood veneers
"cant forget about the galvanized square steel!!!"
"They should use galvanized square steel to expand Monaco!!!
by Shieldx May 30, 2024
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Used in a way of saying it's impossible.
Tod said he can eat 10 whole pizza at once! That's like the square root of my right nipple!
by Orboot July 30, 2017
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