Spoon

Someone who is emotionally unstable and desperate that clings to you when you haven't know them very long.

Guy 1: Hey, how's Tinder going?
Guy 2: I've been talking to a couple chicks, but they are all spoons.

by Faelord August 27, 2020

glass spoon

A glowing spoon to eat ass with. Gl- (glow) ass spoon.

guy 1 : "Did you eat the booty like groceries?"
guy 2 : "You know it, I even brought my glass spoon"

by Turbusense December 20, 2015

Wooden spoon karaoke

The rediculous endeavour of singing kareoke whilst using a wooden spoon in lieu of a microphone.

She ate that song during wooden spoon karaoke

by Phantom1983 February 10, 2024

Spoon of Sagugu

Spoon of sagugu is a cult made by nine year olds in the late 2000s it was made to honor the serenity and beauty of the spoon. Members are highly respected in thier individual communities

Worship the spoooon
Sagugu,Sagugu
Spoon of sagugu ehhhhhhh

by YungBanjThaGod February 4, 2019

INFANT SPOON

IT'S A DELIVERY OPTION AT RELENTKESS where PHISHING is not an OPTION before FISHING.

Look just stick that INFANT SPOON up your PRIME ASSH0LE and when you pull it out after you FEEL THE DELIVERY has arrived as please STICK A ROUND as you will find the DELIVERY MAN as he happens to be real ANAL about getting those package deliveries to you BUT AMAZON is still saying no TO A NEW YORK NEW YORK HEADQUARTERS but that BLUE ARROW is a salute to POOR ROT.

by FAG PARENT FAG AWOL July 9, 2022

poking the spoon

When a man develops an erection while spooning his partner.

I had a hard time falling asleep last night because Jake kept poking the spoon.

by Manly Hopkins January 24, 2012

Going fishing with a spoon

CHOKIN' THE CHICKEN
MASTURBATING
JERKING THE GHERKIN

Did you hear about how he was caught going fishing with a spoon?

by Boar1 April 16, 2024