Robert Pattinson is a phrase that can be used when someone is doing something really hot but really stupid.
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Jack: "I once saw him hop a fence both pre and post shit, and with the slightest of ease."
Matt: "Robert is definitely into vore or is at least a UPS worker."
Jack: "I once saw him hop a fence both pre and post shit, and with the slightest of ease."
Matt: "Robert is definitely into vore or is at least a UPS worker."
by Archer Jaxx December 21, 2020
Get the Robert mug.Gullible, awkward figurehead. Normally seen dodging taxes and the police. Hippest dude on the block. Seargent with the biggest computer. Often falls for simple jokes such as "you dropped your shoelace". Man of few words.
See that man over there? That's a Master Roberts. If you wanna be the coolest dude in school, he's the guy to talk to.
by Randy Beans November 24, 2020
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by whorefortomriddle November 28, 2020
Get the Robert Pattinson mug.A great human being who doesn’t know how worth. Has a huge heart and when it is broken he has an anger that you cannot calm down. Had a very hard life growing up which has made him tough and at times emotionless but will always apologize when he realizes his faults.
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