purple tuba

Durring the act of a blow job the one performing blows hard into the opening of the penis which then ruptures some veins inside the scrotum causing pain, swelling, and the scrotum to turn a purple color.

Man, Cathy gave me a purple tuba last night and my ball are in so much pain.

by Jwkilo June 13, 2017

purple suit

some weirdo from egypt who thinks america is better than britain and walks around in a purple suit attracting all the men when in reality they only go near him to see if his armpits really do smell like chicken as the legends state.

“did you see purple suit today? his armpits really do smell like chicken aaaa”

by laqueeshajoe999 January 20, 2021

Purple nurple

When someone twists your favorite nip

Dad: u no what time it is

Me: boo not the purple nurple

by ChaseTOM Vlogs August 21, 2019

Purple Cow

Purple cow. A old crematic figure on my grandma's dresser that I took out of her room since she past away.

Really what else can a purple cow mean. You prevers type individuals. Also learn how to work a door knob when opening doors

by Master of Madness July 22, 2018

Purple Boy

A male or cis-male teenager who reads books, likes astronomy, believes in magic (to a sense), hypes his friends, anxious, and most importantly, is obsessed with crystals.

A: ugh did you see him? He’s so cute!

B: omg yes he’s such a purple boy 😩

by Dhakaksndhejwksjcjd June 7, 2021

Purple Cow

A South African capitalist, that is milked so dry by a socialist government, that they turn purple and start moo-ing at socialists on socialist media. Are prone to get mad cow disease and go on a stampede on witnessing identity politics any place anywhere in the world. They are considered armed and extremely dangerous especially when surrounded by communists.

Those purple cows are all alt- right nazis, they don't want to share the means of production, and we must demand more jobs from them and burn down their businesses, bring bullet proof vests though.

by Field Marshal Kek April 24, 2019

mellow purple

(1)Mellow yellow but purple
(2)A more suttle purple like a I'm sittin on the couch admiring my purple walls as I watch the cat take a shit right in front of me type of purple.

I just shit in my Barney the Dinosaur costume Fred, it’s no longer just purple it’s more of a mellow purple.

by Mr. Wordy Mann November 16, 2018