Mind Over Splatter

A phenomenon similar to a wet dream, however one is awake during said event. One gets off thinking about something pleasing, rather that using abrasion (Masturbating) the odds of "Mind over Splatter" occuring depend on the how pleasing something is to you and your state of mind.

Mike: Dude, i was totally thinking about Mary in that bikini with the straps that kept coming loose and i totally blew my load.

Tim: Mind over Splatter?

Mike: You know it.

by Steve the Angry Patriot June 24, 2009

over the shirt action

weak attempt to try to hook up with a girl. she must really not be into you if she wont show you any skin. im pretty sure the cut off to admitting this is no later than 6th grade, but i dont know how kids act now a days.

I was trying to have sex with this girl over last summer....Good news is that I DID get some over the shirt action from that chic

by mr. earlobes March 12, 2009

Run me over

a sex move where the girl lays on the bed doggy style while the guy thrusts his pelvis aggressively into the girl’s vagina

“ I want him to run me over so bad “

by bigdicknigha January 14, 2018

Hop-over

The feeling you have the day after having one too many heavily hopped craft beers. Variation a normal booze hangover.

Man I swear 3 of these double IPAs is way too many, hop-over bigtime this mornin

by Chaz Bono June 4, 2011

Gumbo Over the Shakers

The act of fucking a girl or guy from behind and they shit on your penis with chunky diarrhea, and the person with penis inserted into anus has ungroomed pubic hair. The pubic hair acts as a screen catching the chunks and letting the watery mud flow down.

Dude, last night I was with Kandi - even though she didn't feel well. One thing lead to another and when I was banging her from behind, she totally shit all over my dick and pubes - it was definitely "Gumbo Over the Shakers".

by Filth_SMG May 11, 2013

drip over skill

When someone cares more about looking good and having “drip” then they care about being good at their sport. This can especially seen in lacrosse and baseball as the players care more about their physical appearance than their performance

1: Wearing eyeblack is pointless for you guys to lose by 20
2: Drip over skill

by DB2004 April 10, 2023

Shelf over the toybox

A beer gut.

He's OK for an older guy, if you don't mind the shelf over the toybox.

by Drawn & Quarterly April 25, 2010