Oliver

Oliver or Oli is the cutest person to ever exist. He is amazing at everything. He has the cutest smile ever and when you see it, it never fails to brighten up your day. Oliver denies that he has one but when you see it your opinion will never change. You could get lost in his eyes because of their beauty. An Oli is also very protective of what he loves and will go to any length to make sure it stays safe.

Connor: That Oliver sounds like the perfect guy

by CrazyGramps February 23, 2020

Oliver Ray

Someone that everybody likes and/or has a massive cock. He can steal your girl with a simple look.

Person 1: Lets go out for dinner
Person 2: Ok, you are an Oliver Ray

by xXYOLOSWAGSTEALYOGIRLXx December 5, 2017

olive oil banana

when you open a bottle of olive oil and accidentally stick your finger in the hole and olive oil squirts out.

i just wanna olive oil banana you

by hello mate i am joNathaN February 18, 2021

dusty olive

When you drop your bruised green/black balls in your mother in laws fart box. She will the garr pop your balls out producing the Dusty olive.

Hey babe you mom shot me a dope little Dusty olive last night.

by Socheezy March 6, 2018

Oliver Taylor

A cute guy, normally one who is a bit fat; but still cute.

“Hey, have you seen Oliver Taylor around?”

“No, why?”

“Because I need a cute guy to make fun of for being fat.”

by EvWatson February 18, 2022

Oliver (Sigma)

A guy who really loves smoking weed with his ginger mate and got a big cock

I really love Oliver (sigma)

by Jesus6920 April 2, 2023

Jamie Oliver

Absolute idiot responsible for a wide range of annoying things. He ruined the recipe's of Irn Bru, Lucozade and other well known soft drinks with his dumb sugar tax and furthermore the recipe of Coca Pops. He also banned Turkey Twizzlers in schools for apparent reason. He also forced UK supermarkets to put voluntary age restrictions of 16 and over on energy drinks where people in their 30s are getting ID'd. This man thinks that he is the king of food and drink choices.

Jamie Oliver is an absolute moron who loves ruining people's food and drink choices! When did anyone ever tell him what he was allowed to eat or drink?

by LordJenal April 15, 2023