by Garrett Pullman April 13, 2023
by Dxddyyy or babyyygirl June 18, 2018
National Trollge Day is a thing that happens on April 1st, 2022. And so on. When it is April 1st, 12:00AM. It is too late, he already sees you. You are not guaranteed to survive, even with a DATA EXPUNGED,DATA EXPUNGED. His force/strength was taken by a lucky American state trooper, seconds before his death. The Trollge has the strength of about the DATA EXPUNGED hitting your body. His speed cannot be matched as well, his top speed is about DATA EXPUNGEDkph. He will destroy earth, on April 1st about DATA EXPUNGED of the human race will not survive. He DATA EXPUNGED his victims, in the most brutal, gruesome and cruel ways possible. If you hear the infamous "troll -lo-lo-lol" theme, it is to late, he sees you. If you hear another DATA EXPUNGED theme, it is to late. DATA ExPUn-I̴t ̴i s ̴o k̴a̶y̴.̴ ̴N̵o t̶h̴i n̵g̶ ̶i̵s̴ w̶r o n̶g̶,̶ ̶c o̵m̶e̵ ̵o̶u t s i d̶e̵. ̵T̵h̶e̴ f a̵m̴i l y '̵s̴ ̴a̴r̵e̵ p̶l a̶y i̴n̴g̵,̶ t h̵e̶ ̶b̵i̵r d̵s̵ ̶a̶r̴e̵ ̵s̶i̴n̶g̴i̶n̵g̶. GED. If you hear a door open, or window shatter at night, pray to God it isn't him. Wrote by DATA EXPUNGED
Start Tape.
DATA EXPUNGED: "You gotta believe me! I'm being honest! I survived!!"
O5-1 Stands up, about 2 feet away from the table.
O5-1: "So you're saying you survived a Apollyon class SCP? known as the Trollge?"
DATA EXPUNGED: "I- well- it sounds stupid at first but I survived National Trollge Day, I got proo-"
O5-1 Points at the 2 armed guards.
O5-1: "He knows to much, termination is the only way now."
As such, the 2 armed guards point up their guns and aim at DATA EXPUNGED
DATA EXPUNGED: "Wait- WAIT WAIT- NONONOSTOP- AAHH GETOUTOFMYHEADGETOUTOFMYHEADGETOUTOFMYHEADGETOUTOFMYHEADGETOUTOFMYHEADGETOUTOFMYHEAD-"
The 2 armed guards shoot, and as such the noises stop.
O5-1: "Now life can be normal until April 1st, 2023."
End Tape.
DATA EXPUNGED: "You gotta believe me! I'm being honest! I survived!!"
O5-1 Stands up, about 2 feet away from the table.
O5-1: "So you're saying you survived a Apollyon class SCP? known as the Trollge?"
DATA EXPUNGED: "I- well- it sounds stupid at first but I survived National Trollge Day, I got proo-"
O5-1 Points at the 2 armed guards.
O5-1: "He knows to much, termination is the only way now."
As such, the 2 armed guards point up their guns and aim at DATA EXPUNGED
DATA EXPUNGED: "Wait- WAIT WAIT- NONONOSTOP- AAHH GETOUTOFMYHEADGETOUTOFMYHEADGETOUTOFMYHEADGETOUTOFMYHEADGETOUTOFMYHEADGETOUTOFMYHEAD-"
The 2 armed guards shoot, and as such the noises stop.
O5-1: "Now life can be normal until April 1st, 2023."
End Tape.
by cringey holiday maker May 05, 2021
National Mon's Day is celebrated on the first May bank holiday Monday every year. Mon's originating from Delamere area (Cheshire) get together, drink beer and have a bloody good time, preferably at Oulton Park watching the British Super Bikes.
by CheshireMon May 02, 2019
On the 1st of November, we celebrate the life and greatness of the one and only Jukka Sorsa, one of the bald/pink guys from Käärijä's crew.
We thank him for his great singing and guitar playing skills and everything else he does.
We thank him for his great singing and guitar playing skills and everything else he does.
Do you know what day it is?
OH OF COURSE it's the national Jukka day!
Bro what I just wanted the date 😕
OH OF COURSE it's the national Jukka day!
Bro what I just wanted the date 😕
by takenbysleepzz October 31, 2023
- February 18th
- The day to celebrate all the Martins in your life
- Treat them extra special on this day!
- The day to celebrate all the Martins in your life
- Treat them extra special on this day!
e.g. Sally: “Martin is acting especially weird today, what’s his problem?
John: “Oh, you forgot that it was National Martin Day and now he’s sad!”
Sally: “That’s such an important holiday, how could i forget?
John: “Oh, you forgot that it was National Martin Day and now he’s sad!”
Sally: “That’s such an important holiday, how could i forget?
by martinsgirl4 February 18, 2021
Maybe you didn't get to be a part of national hentai day welp here it is again just with a different name
Dude1: Bro I forgot about national hentai day
Dude2: Hey don't worry bro today is the 2nd national Hentai day but with a different name
Dude1: Thanks bro for telling me about National Hanime Day
Dude2: Hey don't worry bro today is the 2nd national Hentai day but with a different name
Dude1: Thanks bro for telling me about National Hanime Day
by ExoticHats May 07, 2020