Crud Muffins

Another meaning for WTF....shit....u get it

WHAT THE CRUD MUFFINS ARE YOU DOING OBRROWING MY UNDERWEAR!

by Hitller Samules May 10, 2009

Muffin stamp

A tramp stamp on a muffin top.

Tramp stamp? That's a muffin stamp!

by Brun064 July 15, 2010

Cow muffin

Means you're a ding dong

Hey jaleel you're a cow muffin

by Penis wumbler October 27, 2016

Wax Muffin

A muffin made entirely out of wax, and taste like wax as well (unless you heavily flavor it.)

"Hey did u eat that wax muffin?"
"Yeah why?"
"It's only used for display idiot!! Your never supposed to eat it!"
"Umm, so what's gonna happen to me then?"
"I don't Urgel, I really don't know..."

by Waxxy August 15, 2009

door muffin

a young woman who sits behind the desk at the entrance to a workplace, and whose only job is to look pretty.

We just hired a hot new door muffin. How long should I wait before I show her my cock?

by EverybodyPanic July 6, 2009

Squishing The Muffin

Holding hands

Guy: We were totally squishing the muffin!

by Timmy Tim Thomas February 22, 2011

Itchy Muffin

Used to describe a woman's vagina during a yeast infection.
(Not my definition one made by my sister)

Person 1: Whats wrong with you?
Person 2: I got a yeast infection!!
Person 1: Thats not good
Person 2: Yea I really hate this Itchy Muffin

by Donn3ll February 11, 2009