street muffin

-Noun

1. A hooker. Especially one with an age exceeding 60.

"That street muffin is a bit too ripe for me."

by KJ Smith July 03, 2008

Slut Muffin

Used to call annoying smart-ass people, usually after they have said an annoying pun.

Person 1: Hey, what so u call a nazi fish?
Person 2: Idk
Person 1: ADOLFIN!!!
Person 2:... you Slut Muffin

by sluttymuffin123 February 19, 2014

cum muffin

A woman who you are sexually interested in because you want to bust a nut all over their insides.

"What's up cum muffin, you wan sum fuk?"

by bilboteabaggins May 20, 2017

Muffin stamp

A tramp stamp on a muffin top.

Tramp stamp? That's a muffin stamp!

by Brun064 July 15, 2010

Squishing The Muffin

Holding hands

Guy: We were totally squishing the muffin!

by Timmy Tim Thomas February 03, 2011

Itchy Muffin

Used to describe a woman's vagina during a yeast infection.
(Not my definition one made by my sister)

Person 1: Whats wrong with you?
Person 2: I got a yeast infection!!
Person 1: Thats not good
Person 2: Yea I really hate this Itchy Muffin

by Donn3ll February 11, 2009

Wax Muffin

A muffin made entirely out of wax, and taste like wax as well (unless you heavily flavor it.)

"Hey did u eat that wax muffin?"
"Yeah why?"
"It's only used for display idiot!! Your never supposed to eat it!"
"Umm, so what's gonna happen to me then?"
"I don't Urgel, I really don't know..."

by Waxxy August 16, 2009