blunt monkey

female that will give it up for a blunt
I got the blunt monkey live
by lemony snicket September 20, 2005
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porch monkey

Term of endearment used to describe lazy people in general. No racial implications are intended or implied what so ever. We're taking it back.
Stephen is the biggest porch monkey ever. He sits around and plays WOW all day.
by theko July 27, 2006
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porch monkey

see also nigger
a lazy person who sits on the porch all day doing nothing
typicaly refering to a nigger
"that dude is such a porch monkey"
"i know all he does is sit on the stoop"
by fyrchken March 27, 2007
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Northern Monkey

weird sort from up norf. although from england, they don't speak the language. they hate margaret thatcher and love gravy. most of them have never made it out of the town they were born in and are very proud of living in the arsehole of england.

when not down t'mine, the northern monkey likes to sit on urban dictionary giving thumbs down to 'northern monkey' definitions and thumbs up to 'southern fairy' ones.
by iwillbanguout January 18, 2011
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rack monkey

Someone that racks up servers and equipment in a computer room. Usually rack monkeys form part of a team called "Infrastructure Team" or "Infrastructure Services."
Get the rack monkeys from the next door to put your new server in...
by R&D Team January 09, 2006
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monkey blood

another term for merthiolate or thimerosal
used chiefly in solutions as an antiseptic for surface wounds
I skinned my knee and my momma put monkey blood on it.
by AllieB January 04, 2008
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