haulin' a log

This pertains to someone with a penis. You can haul a log down the street, haul a log in class (if you happen to get an NRB). Mainly, anytime you are rocking a boner. Log meaning wood, haulin' meaning carrying. Thus, haulin' a log. Carrying a boner. This applies to transvestites, as some may have a penis now.

I can't stand up right now. I'm haulin' a log.

or
I bumped into Carol as I was haulin' a log. She seemed to enjoy it.
or
Rick was haulin' a log this morning when he walked downstairs to get breakfast, which shocked mom. and ruined everyone's morning.

by vineyardgecko October 21, 2015

Georgia Log Ride

The act of having anal-sex when the woman suddenly starts to take a shit.

Man: "I sure do love anal-sex!"

Woman: "Well hang on honey! You're about to go for a Georgia Log Ride!"

by JakeThePinetree January 25, 2017

car and logs

I WISH CARS AND LOGS WERE REAL

#chad: WOAH IS THAT A CAT AND A DOG?!1!!1!1

#melissa: NO YOU FUCKING BITCH ITS A CAR AND LOG!!!2!11!1!12

car and logs

by ruiiiiwsp January 25, 2024

Lemon log

The act of peeing in someone's butt hole.

Hey Debbie I want to give you a lemon log.

by Tony the Guy February 13, 2017

cream log

Millennial slang for a Hostess Twinkie.

I could really use some high fructose corn syrup right now. Do you have any cream logs?

by KingCraborNo? November 2, 2015

hoe-log prologue

the videos/pictures a girl posts to her story before she goes galivanting through the streets with her girls.

mostly GRWM and pre-game videos/pictures so everyone can see how lit their life isn't while she's out living her bestie with her besties

Noon: NYE 2023-Time to post my Hoe-Log Prologue "Doin' The Mimosta" so everybody sees I'm already having a better time than them.

by KurtyFlo December 30, 2022

log

A MASSIVE TURD (sore to push out) OYA FECKER

mate i’ve just clogged your toilet with a log

by milson jim’s dog July 2, 2020