claim a Johnny Bench

When something that was once at the forefront of popular culture or national consciousness has become generationally extinct.

Tammy: "Do you remember that Valley Girl song?"
Nate: "I'm going to have to claim a Johnny Bench on that one."

by Dean Houser November 11, 2008

Johnny 2 pump

the act of pre mature ejaculation within 2 strokes or less

Jeremey:“yo, how was it with that girl last?”

Ryan: “I gave her the ole Johnny 2 pumped then made her call an Uber”

by [e-mail] March 18, 2024

Be Good Johnny

Really good song by the band Men At Work, from their first album Buisness As Usual, released in 1981.

Listen to it n o w.

“Be Good Johnny is an amazing song by Men At Work, I think it's a little underrated.”

by Eddieheart August 7, 2022

Johnny

A man who speaks clearly & Fully Fluent in English, Spanish & French. He high vocal strength & Loudness which he cannot be quiet anymore, anyone can hear him clearly even if hes tired.

Modern people have normal skulls, But Johnny has a warrior skull, that symbolizes his dominance.

by Unknown8244 August 9, 2023

johnny eyes

Johnny eyes is when your eyes open really large when you are scared

Nick had Johnny eyes when dad confronted him about selling his truck.

by Papaspizza June 24, 2017

Different Johnny

Being less/more high on drugs then the people around you

I can’t understand you because you’re on a different Johnny

by Dixxie Longg May 9, 2020

Pulling A Johnny

When someone fails so hard that they rage by throw there controller at the wall and screaming like a maniac

Johnny: OMG i'm so close to my 10 kill streak
Johnny: NO I FELL OFF THE MAP
Johnny: *Throws controller*
Johnny's Mom: WHY DID YOU THROW YOUR CONTROLLER
Johhny: SHUT UP MOM I'M PLAYING CALL OF DUTY
Johnny's Mom: STOP PULLING A JOHNNY

by Maxdifficulty January 23, 2015