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internomz

A portmanteau of interwebz and nom. Used for food that can be ordered online.
"I'm having a good time on my computer, but I'm getting hungry."
"You'd better get you some internomz, boy."
by Bubba Q. Pitt October 19, 2012
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Interrupred

When your smartphone battery life is significantly low (red) and you have to put on hold your social life utilising the phones capabilities until you get home to recharge.
Person 1 - Hey, you cool to hang out?
Person 2 - Yeah, sounds sweet.
Person 1 - Okay, where you want to meet?
Person 2 (5 hours later) - Hey, sorry. Interrupred, couldn't reply to anything. 2% when I finally got home.
by schyther May 10, 2012
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internet knight

A guy who believes he can win the favor of a girl, even when she is a complete stranger, by defending her; usually over the internet. He ends up looking like a fool.
Bill defended Barbara against Tim's comment, but made himself look like an internet knight after Bill found out they were teasing eachother.
by SniperFi45 October 28, 2013
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intermature

A person who is immature over the internet and social media websites. A person who posts all of their drama over social media websites in an attempt to seek attention or pity.
"That girl is so intermature, she keeps posting about her boyfriend drama."

"His pictures are so intermature, its like he wants people to feel bad for his own stupidity."
by TLou November 3, 2013
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Intellec-tard

One who in spite of his/her radical intelligence is prone to being; socially inept, devoid of common sense or likely to perform bonehead actions.
The state of intellec-tardation may also be acquired through excessive use drugs or alcohol. This state may fade, however the actions and reputation may live on in infamy.
Billy was a bright kid, but had a bad habit of becoming an Intellec-tard after his 3rd beer resulting in drooling and an inability to shut up!
by hawesome1 January 14, 2014
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internet vampire

A person who connects to the internet all day at Mcdonalds by buying a refillable dollar coffee.
Joe was internet vampire. He was on the internet all day long at Mcdonalds sucking on his refillable one dollar coffee to pay for it.
by Silver Lion February 5, 2014
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internet syndrome

A psychological condition where a person spends most of their life on the internet and/or is more comfortable in internet life than real life
mum: will you ever get off social media
me: I have internet syndrome
by KayJaySaward June 21, 2014
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