cop hour

3-4am; The hour in which police officers are on the highest alert for criminal activity.

Random Hippie "Hey man be careful, it's cop hour, the pigs are really out for blood tonight!"
Random Plug "Yeah, there's one parked by the bank right now with his lights off, watch out."

by loud_ April 27, 2017

Portal Radio 10 Hours 5:18:48:14

A YouTube video that plays the Portal Radio loop for 10 hours, After 5 hours, 18 minutes, and 48 seconds, The radio loop is interrupted by a half naked man who states "Time to do some push ups." He proceeds to go through a workout routine while simultaneously ripping ass. I mean actual butt hole destruction, like he makes lawn mower sounds from his ass.

Tom: Time to listen to my favorite video Portal Radio 10 Hours, I hope a man in his underwear doesn't interrupt 5 hours, 18 minutes, and 48 seconds in! Imagine if something happened to Portal Radio 10 hours 5:18:48:14 in!
King of Ass Ripping: J ͖̠̖̘̇̑̀͝o ̖͈̜͉̾̓h̴͉͂̇́n̴̞̲̣͓̕ ̟̐̃̚͜D ̱͌e̶̯̣̭̍̒̋͂ȩ̵̘̥̪̓̐ŕ̶͖͚̱̹͊ ̭̀̍̃͝T ̯̗̫̭͊̅͘r̶͕̾͐̎͠ã̶̝̖c ̧̄t ̰̻̌͑o ͍̂̃͂r̴͖̙͑̌ͅ ̵͕̎̓̈́Ă̵̦̰͐S̴̞̪̚͜ͅM̴̯̯̾̊R̴̦̘̤͐͐͛̀
Tom: GYATT!

by EL_PRO April 08, 2023

soft hours

*aka praying in the dark hours*

these are the times (or hours) where you just slow down, and spent some time with The Lord; growing your relationship with Him in True Love 🫶

guy 1: "yo one more game?"
guy 2: "nahh bro its my soft hour"
guy 1: "what that"
guy 2: "soft hours like spending time with God bro"

by philotheus April 02, 2025

ijwsp hours

The time of day a nigga needs some pussy.

These are them ijwsp hours.

by FakeRollie November 28, 2017

Snagging hours

Starts from sundown to sunrise.

I’m going to head out after this snagging hours is almost over!!!!

by Jenks October 04, 2019

gargoyle hour

gargoyle hour is the hour of the night when a player just can't get play and must settle for a gargoyle-looking bitch in an act of desperation and loneliness.

Neighbor: Yo, who was that ugly bitch walkin' out of your apartment in the morning?
Player: Gargoyle hour, bro

by evolutionary_biologist10 August 29, 2021

Push Hour

The time typically in the morning and just after lunch where a greater number of people find the need to have a sit down on the toilet at the same time. The cause may be the increase in coffee intake in the morning and a hearty meal during lunch at the local eatery.

Tried to take a dump, but looks like peak Push Hour. All the stalls were taken, bro.

by Kap21 May 11, 2018