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hipster

A person who trolls niche branding, fashion, culture, or philosophy solely to be "hip;" usually of affluent background. A distinctively pompous nonconformist.
That tiny bar down the street used to be a cool hangout until tourists and hipsters heard about it.
by PBJ_ok November 17, 2018
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hipster pilgrimage

At some point in their youth, or not so youth, childless hipsters will pack up their belongings, tea and unisex footwear such as blundstones and embark on a right of passage which involves journeying around estranged and dangerous regions of the world in attempt to gain culture, enlightenment and non curable diseases. Targetting areas where, they along with their human size backpacks, can be easily identified as tourists, they sleep in rooms with other pilgrims squeezing their belongings between their legs as to not get violated or have their blundstones stolen. It is imperative that the pilgrim travel with a high end smartphone to ensure their acquaintances are reminded that they are superior because they eat cross legged and get hena paint. The hipster must attempt to represent themselves as someone who does not hail from a 3 story house in an affluent neighborhood.

In order to be considered successful, the hipster must attain a certain number of likes on social media lest they keep travelling and searching for likes.
Man, I heard he got hepatitis on his hipster pilgrimage
by tb92\ December 4, 2017
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Hipster Hitler

A good web comic about if Hitler was, obviously, a hipster. 10/10 IGN
It's not.
But here.

Boiii 1: Boiii have you seen the latest Hipster Hitler comic?
Boiii 2: Nah dude
Boiii 1: its lit. Go read it you piece of shit.
Boiii 2: K m8
by TotallyHandsome August 14, 2017
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Hipster

Dominic.

The OG hipster. He was a hipster before hipsters were a thing.
Oh Dominic? That hipster’s just laying in the grass to center himself and rethink his place in the world. He’ll be ready back to day drinking after his favorite sad song finishes playing in his head.
by Thatfunnyishgirl July 13, 2020
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hipster

You know what pisses me off, that I’ve been watching Rick and Morty since 2014 and no one gave a shit about it then and now everyone loves it because it’s the new hype. 😒😒
A hipster is someone that thinks theyre cool because they did something before everyone else and theyre too good to do it now that everyone else does.
by YaBoi4200 October 9, 2017
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Hipster

When I don't like someone, I find someway to brand them a hipster
by Grawrl April 13, 2013
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Hipster juice

Guanabana juice and rum
Hey guys that hipster juice sure was lit!!
by Satanas12345 January 12, 2017
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