egyptian goose

when a person, often a teammate, accidentally or intentionally gets too
aggressive with a booty slap and makes anal contact

Bobby quit the team after the second time his coach gave him an Egyptian Goose, thinking it was clearly not accidental.

by bozotexano39 August 22, 2021

Silly goose

Silly gooses are people who do silly shenanigans. When you see someone doing something silly you can say they are a silly goose

person 1: did you see how she fell?
person 2: yeah she is such a silly goose

by Bonkandtonk June 6, 2023

Goose

A shorter version of the saying “silly goose”. Describes a person who tends to be ridiculous, makes no sense when they talk and/or says absurb things.

Austin was such a goose. He thought that you placed cheese directly on the grill when making grilled cheese.

by Dictionary Critique March 6, 2019

goose taking off

The act of leaning far forward whilst sitting on the toilet to help ease out a particularly difficult/large stool

“Mate that was terrible, I’m all backed up, it was so bad I was leaning forward like a goose taking off trying to squeeze that one out”

by TheAntiDote2019 July 11, 2023

Greasy Goose

It’s where you have your partner drink a whole bottle of olive oil then suck your dick until they throw up and then they keep going

Your wife really gave me a greasy Goose last night

by Greasy goose man October 8, 2025

Shining up my goose

A euphemism for someone receiving a handjob and or the act of madturbation

“My woman was shining up my goose before work today”

by I-played-with-ween March 14, 2024

goose-gasm

When you make a person cum so hard they make a goose or duck noise.

Bro, i made my girl goose-gasm so hard the dog started barking.

by Blastnoice August 20, 2020