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Final Fantasy VIII 

The winning contender for worst Final Fantasy game ever created. It was released after Final Fantasy VII and Squaresoft were hoping it would be just as successful as the last one. However, the changes they made to the system in the game were radical and only served to cripple the game, making it vastly unpopular and a flop.

The story focuses on a group of six characters, most of whom are mercenaries contracted out to help a struggling (read: worst I've ever seen) rebel group. From there, the characters fall victim to incredibly hackneyed, trite and implausible twists and turns in the story (such as the point where they all find out they knew each other as children but had their memories wiped).

The gameplay is quite bad and actively discourages the use of magic. The characters themselves have little to distinguish themselves from each other apart from their Limit Breaks. The Junctioning system (used to help improve your character, since evryone levels up at the same rate regardless of their level) is unnecessarily complex and fiddly, detracting from what little good gameplay there was.

Some elements of the game were good, but ultimately Final Fantasy VIII was a flop compared to may of the others.
At least you had a really hot schoolteacher with a whip on your team.
Final Fantasy VIII by Lofwyr September 3, 2005
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fantasmagorical 

"he's fantasmagorical!"

"what does that mean?"

"he's really really really really great"

Fantazmagical 

a combination of fantastic and magical. used to describe something wonderful. (--> may also use Fantazmagicalness to describe as well.)
Braeden: golly gee guys, that concert was just plain dandy...no, it was Fantazmagical!!

Laura: And How!! =)
Fantazmagical by Lola E Bola August 7, 2006

fantabuless 

A combo of fantastic and fabuless. This combo creates one of the highest levels of firickin' awsum!
You look fantabuless!
fantabuless by katelynne_de_amuor September 9, 2006

Fantastical Patronage

Another word for "funny business," use this word to talk about the "funny business," you are going to have with your girlfriend later..or that big drug deal you are going to finalize around people that you don't want to know.
"Hey are we still up for our fantastical patronage tonight?"

Fantasticulubular 

adj.
A hybrid of the words fantastic, spectacular, and tubular. Used to express intense approval toward a noun.
The chili was fantastic, but the fried ice cream that followed it was downright fantasticulubular.
Fantasticulubular by Andrew Trent January 29, 2008

Fantabulasticulability 

The ability to show strong emotions that explain an extreem level of happyness. This can usually can only be done by some one that is completely and udderly fabulous.
That person had fantabulasticulability... They used some extreem emotion to show show their extreem happyness!