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Canadian Shaggy Spy Ezekiel Evan who is obsessed with knights

The Canadian Shaggy Spy Ezekiel Evan who is obsessed with knights is a person who turns 15 tomorrow and still praises the sun because they are simply an Evan
OMG you are SUCH a Canadian Shaggy Spy Ezekiel Evan who is obsessed with knights 😱😱😱
by TKM06 July 6, 2021
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EVAN

Evan is a stupid face and likes to make everyone around him feel terrible, even his mother.
If you met an evan please seek therapy.
by kingkud4455789 January 7, 2024
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Flynn Evans

The sexiest man alive and is far better than Josh and Emerson. Definitely deserves more views and subs than both of them combined and can stroke your mother's cock faster than you can say the n word. Has a cock bigger than your mum's fat rolls (17 inch) and will penetrate your bellybutton from the inside
Flynn Evans is the type of person to shag your mum in the elevator.
by Not Flynn May 13, 2022
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Pulled an Evan

When you get your charging cord stuck in your ceiling fan and break it
Man I I just pulled an evan and my moms gonna kill me
by Ricobain February 5, 2022
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Evan

Someone everyone loves. He attracts everyone. Everyone wants him, but unfortunately for the 699,999,999,999 other humans, he’s all mine ❤️❤️❤️ Evan, I love you baby!
by Kanga Roo 🦘 January 20, 2021
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Evan .D

If your name is evan and your last name begging with d you are officially the FITTEST , sexiest person on the planet and I will marry you on the spot .Ypu probably look leng in a hot tub.
Sam: ooh look its evan .d

Olivia: erm
Sam: hess so fittt
by User9283782837373 October 3, 2020
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