Bitch Cookie

She's a bitch, this bitch needs to die. She thinks there's a Cookie God, but she's wrong. If you tell her there's no Cookie God she will respond with -_- and crush something you like. She spams rooms on Palringo as much as "Queen of Hell", (search "Queen of Hell" to know more). She's lives the link of a Cookie and if your cock is made out of Cookies, she will want to eat you and make you crumb. She thinks she has a bad accent but it's cute as fuck.

Time to crush the Bitch Cookie.

by The Metal King October 20, 2016

mushy cookie

The physiologic response in females of sexual arousal (see also <b> wet pussy<b/>.

The first time I kissed him, he got my <b> cookie mushy <b/>

by numnum July 10, 2004

fortune cookie

The cheapest possible meal you can buy a woman so she will sleep with you. If you play it right, you can get her to pay for her meal, give her the cookie, and tell her some smooth romantic bullcrap that she can't read her fortune until she eats at least half the cookie. Stare into her eyes deeply. Classic line + clueless chick = free sex. This usually works best on desperate ugly women.

I gave Mary a fortune cookie and told her that she couldn't read the fortune until she ate half the cookie. Oh yeah, she bought it!

by D December 3, 2003

have a cookie

Sarcastic phrase ever. Most likely used as a response to someone who points out the obvious.

Person 1: Hey, Earth was created by God.

Person 2: Have a cookie.

by PepsiTravis October 21, 2010

Cookie grabber

Someone who steals everyone's food. These people mostly like chocolate chip cookies, hence the name. They are usually spotted with chocolate and cookie crumbs all over their face.

There's a cookie grabber on the loose! Hide all of your food!

by PeptoBismol February 27, 2009

Cookie Cutta'z

Women N tite ASS jeans!!

Upon 1st site, theres only one word a man saids. DAMMMM!! Um talk'n corner 2 corner
ear 2 ear, rack, stacked & pack'n in all tha rite places.
She got tha fitted, U-witt'it make a man wanna gitt'it
jeans on, She Cutt'n Cookie (Cookie Cutta'z).

When light'nin strike Yo Ass at 1st site, U on Fantasy Island. If Her
jeans iz so tite & fitted, dat U-C tha
letter W when she'z walk'n, she got on Cookie Cutta'z.

by gutta (aka) throBack January 22, 2008

eating cookies

when a dude and a girl are kissing uncontrollably and someone catches them...

Roommate 1: on the bed kissing and making out with her boyfriend
Roommate 2: Walks in with her boyfriend and catches them and yells...eww yall eating cookies?!

by Tata & Moni March 14, 2005