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Rooster-challanged

Posessing inadequate penis size.
Someone who has insufficient penis size.
I couldn't continue the date with a guy that is as rooster-challanged as he is.
by Tamryn Hunter August 29, 2006
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challenger motor freight

Cambridge-based trucking company known for their 100 km/h speeds. Owned by mr Einweeinie (Dan Einwechter, origin unknown) and directed by safety boss Bobby Can't go farther than Halfayard Halfyard.

They sport the usual Challenger Logo with a Red, Yellow and Blue flag. Their yard in Cambridge Ontario, is based on the same scheme as Super Dave Osborne's "Super Dave Compound".

There is a rumor going at Challenger that it was named after Bob Halfyard, who was "challenged" to run half a yard and couldn't go farther. Halfyard was half-challenged!

Challenger owns Cam Ditz (Hiltz), AGAIN! Motor Freight (Elgin Motor Freight), Motor City Sexpress (MCX) and Challenged! Motor Freight (Challenger Motor Freight).

The Challenger drivers are usually courteous but are the butts of many jokes. Usually they're called the Challenged Monkeys, Mentally Challenged, and Challengees.
Dan : I drive for Challenger Motor Freight!
Man : Good for you son! I drive for Swift!
Dan : SWING WIDE! IT'S A FUCKING TRAILER MAN!
by Disgruntled Greyhound Driver November 19, 2006
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artistically challenged

"Hey look what I drew!"
"What the hell is that."
"Are you artistically challenged?"
by GummyBear September 21, 2004
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Dimensionally Challenged Penis

A penis that is either one of the following sizes/shapes: (1) very long and skinny.A.K.A the noodle dick (2) Very short and fat. A.K.A the soup can dick.
I couldn't decide if he has a good penis. It was sufficient in one dimension but lacking in another. I guess he has a dimensionally challenged penis.
by Squeeboy October 19, 2010
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The Vodka Challange

The vodka challenge consists of:

1 Litre bottle of vodka(your choice of brand 37.5%)

Basically it's the last man(or women) standing!
Choose your mixer, the first person to finish the vodka bottle wins the title! Best to play drinking games, like kings/ring of fire!

If you vomit, fall over, pass out or cheat then you're out!
Starting the vodka challange on on winter night, Bob, John and Paul start, bob picks pepsi, John picks orange juice and paul picks diet coke.

Halfway through the bottle, Paul runs off to the toilet and vomits all over the seat! That's Paul out!!!
Bob and John carry on John has 2" left at the bottom and passes out spilling his glass or orange and vodka down his crotch, bob takes the opportunity to drink as much as he can quickly to win! He downs the rest of the bottle and wins!!!
But then projectile vomits all over! But he still won! What a legend!
by Ovyuk September 14, 2011
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Challenger

One of the original four space shuttles built by NASA in the early 1980s, which also included Columbia, Atlantis, and Discovery.

Broke apart 73 seconds after liftoff on January 28, 1986, killing all seven crewpeople aboard, including schoolteacher Christa McAuliffe.
Everyone born prior to the Reagan Administration knows where they were when they heard the Challenger has exploded. It was the most tragic disaster related to space exploration the world had ever seen.
by TwentyFive February 18, 2011
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charlene

A women who ride or die for her children and most likely, to not play around about her money and most likely if you say at
something to her children she gone run up on you no matter what
there charlene and her child run niiiigggga run
by charleneeeguess October 3, 2017
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